Aftermath of the MEANACE that is ROGER

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Every word is true.
EVERY. WORD.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Every word is true.
EVERY. WORD.

Bullshit.  The reason I had my head in the back of that jet engine was to check for Al Qaeda bombs.  I was NOT "huffing" the exhaust.  My subsequent behavior was caused by too much Chicken Palak, not being all high on JP2.

And you have precisely no evidence tying me to the hedge-trimmer incident at the special needs school, and I'll sue you for libel if you say otherwise.

[Cramulus]

oh so that guy on the tape must be one of your cronies wearing a roger mask, right?



*somebody whispers something to Cramulus from off-stage*


...wait you do actually have cronies with Roger masks?

Shit. That detective has his work cut out for him this weekend.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, for the record, I did NOT put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.  That was the "rock" group "
The Platters", and they are responsible for the mess at the grocery store.

Nor did I throw any puppies in the well.  That was just El Nino.  Happens every 7 years.

[Eater of Clowns]

Every word is true.
EVERY. WORD.

Bullshit.  The reason I had my head in the back of that jet engine was to check for Al Qaeda bombs.  I was NOT "huffing" the exhaust.  My subsequent behavior was caused by too much Chicken Palak, not being all high on JP2.

And you have precisely no evidence tying me to the hedge-trimmer incident at the special needs school, and I'll sue you for libel if you say otherwise.

Which uh, reminds me, sir, bearing in your forgiving mind that my aforementioned device was constrained by time, budget, and manpower, well, it seems your lawyer team met an unfortunate end.  I can't be certain what precisely happened to them, but we're just now getting through the booby traps on their torso pile and retrieving the heads was rather problematic (on top of a pipe organ and bullet ants in their mouths?  really?).

[AFK]

Also, for the record, I did NOT put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.  That was the "rock" group "
The Platters", and they are responsible for the mess at the grocery store.

Nor did I throw any puppies in the well.  That was just El Nino.  Happens every 7 years.

Yeah, well, we know damn well you were responsible for the shama lama ding dong.  It's got your handiwork written all over it.

No seriously, we turned it over and there was a tag that said "Roger's Handi Work^tm"

[Cainad (dec.)]

Cainad - good work organizing the cleanup effort. The long island sound is going to need a few years to recover but at least we clamped off the spillage before it reached the escape boats.

Thanks. Honestly, after seeing what was going on with the scallops and the harbor seals, I wasn't even mad anymore, just horribly confused. How the heck does anyone get that much cocktail sauce that far out to sea?

[President Television]

Unqualified - Good work, but next time, let somebody else man the turrets  

Hey, I got in a few hits! Besides, who heard the BIKAWWWW! over the clatter of gunfire and moaning of  the undead? If it wasn't for me, you'd have been up to your necks in pterodactyl.

[Cramulus]

Nor did I throw any puppies in the well.  That was just El Nino.  Happens every 7 years.

Isn't that your nickname for your genitals? Sick, dude.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, for the record, I did NOT put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.  That was the "rock" group "
The Platters", and they are responsible for the mess at the grocery store.

Nor did I throw any puppies in the well.  That was just El Nino.  Happens every 7 years.

Yeah, well, we know damn well you were responsible for the shama lama ding dong.  It's got your handiwork written all over it.

No seriously, we turned it over and there was a tag that said "Roger's Handi Work^tm"

My obsession with attribution will be the death of me, one fine day.

Okay, so I did the Little Richard thing.  But you fuckers were asking for it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Nor did I throw any puppies in the well.  That was just El Nino.  Happens every 7 years.

Isn't that your nickname for your genitals? Sick, dude.

THAT El Nino happens a little more often.

[Requia ☣]

Requia - you should teach classes on improvisational weapons. But I never figured it out - why do you carry around all those VHS cassettes?

I don't usually, but there was this place that only sells VHS stuff, and I got carried away.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Also, for the record, I did NOT put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.  That was the "rock" group "
The Platters", and they are responsible for the mess at the grocery store.

Nor did I throw any puppies in the well.  That was just El Nino.  Happens every 7 years.

Yeah, well, we know damn well you were responsible for the shama lama ding dong.  It's got your handiwork written all over it.

No seriously, we turned it over and there was a tag that said "Roger's Handi Work^tm"

To be fair, it was after someone put the ram in his ramma lamma ding dong.

[AFK]

That was the walrus wasn't it? 

[Luna]

There are many things I will do.  Speculating about a man's ramma lamma ding dong when we've barely been introduced is not among them.

Usually.