Aftermath of the MEANACE that is ROGER

[Cramulus]

I just want to congratulate everybody for doing such a kick ass job cleaning up after Roger's latest Godzilla moment. Honestly, you all deserve a congressional medal of honor for what you're doing, but because Roger controls congress, that will not be happening any time soon. So the best I can do is to start this thread where we can pat each other on the back for doing damage control. And also point out some of the loose ends that need to be tied up.



Richter - I hear you found homes for those orphans. Did you manage to get the stains off their flesh?

LMNO - thanks for handling the situation at the church. Did you have any luck convincing the clergy that roger isn't actually god? We do really need to do that before they start collecting tithes for him again.

Rev Whats-His-Name - You're doing a great job counseling the survivors. I especially appreciate how you delicately handled the PSTD victims. That one guy who kept saying "mind rays!" was really freaking out the others.

Cainad - good work organizing the cleanup effort. The long island sound is going to need a few years to recover but at least we clamped off the spillage before it reached the escape boats.

Suu - I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief that you're good with that blade. I don't know what we would have done if the cultists had made it through the barricade.

Sister Fracture - Where did you learn how to treat radiation poisoning? Anyway, you came in just at the nick of time.

Jenne - I was impressed that you can drive so well under pressure. And despite being shot at, managed to keep the car steady enough that Hoopla could finish the surgery.

Eater of Clowns - well... at least you tried. Some of us only have minor cuts and burns.

Luna - you were the only one that noticed that the zombies were just a distraction. I think we're all sorry for not believing you at first. You performed when it mattered, which was right before the explosion.

[Eater of Clowns]

Let it never be said that there isn't some wisdom in building a malfunctioning device for the enemy.  If they win, hey, it was just a malfunction.  If they lose, it was brilliant sabotage!   

[Suu]

No need to thank me. The free world demanded it.

[Jenne]

(have no words)

[Cramulus]

Doktor Blight - I wouldn't have chosen a melee weapon. What you did took BALLS OF STEEL.

Sigmatic - Where did you learn how to ride a motorcycle like that? for that matter, where did you learn how to dismount with a flip?

Khara - if you hadn't looked up at just the right time, we'd all be pterodactyl food right now.

Unqualified - Good work, but next time, let somebody else man the turrets  

Captain Utopia - I never figured you for a motivational speaker, but when the chips are down, you're like william wallace or something.

Iptuous - I haven't seen moves like that since the icecapades. Bravo!

Charlie Brown - You could probably make some good cash in the coming months performing more exorcisms

[Jasper]

Actually it just sort of happened.  I meant to downshift. 

[LMNO]

I've managed to get the majority of clergy back down to a Level Four belief pattern: In this case, Libertarian Pentacostal Anabaptist Objectivists.  I'll need another five copies of Science and Sanity, and a subscription to Entertainment Weekly before I can go any further.  Of course, there were some we couldn't save, and we regrettably had to take them behind the chemical sheds to be shot.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was only trying to have a good time.

It isn't easy, having a good time.  Even smiling makes my face ache.   

[Luna]

Luna - you were the only one that noticed that the zombies were just a distraction. I think we're all sorry for not believing you at first. You performed when it mattered, which was right before the explosion.

Of course the zombies were a distraction.  Loud, stumbling, smelly...  Toss 'em in with the drunks and the only way to tell them apart is which ones are trying to eat brains.  No real threat, there, even if they were trying to use the orphans which were duct-taped to them as human shields.  Really, NOBODY uses zombies as a main threat.

[Suu]

I was only trying to have a good time.

It isn't easy, having a good time.  Even smiling makes my face ache.   

Come!

It's time for the floor show!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was only trying to have a good time.

It isn't easy, having a good time.  Even smiling makes my face ache.   

Come!

It's time for the floor show!

Seriously, I don't know what everyone's bitching about.  I was only out for a drive in the jeep, mostly.

Mostly.

[AFK]

It seemed highly unethical for me to sedate the PTSD victims with Jenkem, but, tough times call for tough measures.  

[Cramulus]

Requia - you should teach classes on improvisational weapons. But I never figured it out - why do you carry around all those VHS cassettes?

StoreBrand - That guy from the center for disease control asked me if you were looking for a job. I guess that means you impressed them.  

Madigan T Nubilous - I'm shocked you survived that fall! You recovering okay?

MMIX - Not many people can still fire a gun after losing an arm. Ingenuous!

[Richter]

Richter - I hear you found homes for those orphans. Did you manage to get the stains off their flesh?

Yes, but I'll never be able to remove the stain from their souls, or the memories of what happened.  They are coping though.  I gave them all the "Battletech" supplement that deals with anti-mech infantry.  They are now a near fanatical group of child - warriors who are willing to scale and demolish kaijuu, giants, or mobile armor to plant satchel charges and trip cables.

[Cramulus]

themenniss - I guess you were right. All those years of watching Ninja Turtles paid off.

Sir Squid Diddimus - A&E wants to buy your story. Which is surprising because none of us buy it.