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I made the best mustard.

Started by saturnine, February 13, 2011, 10:39:33 PM

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saturnine

February 13, 2011, 10:39:33 PM
Blow your mind open mustard.

Rip your skull cap off mustard.

Frazzle your yarmulke mustard.

It's super-spicy jump-up-into-your-nose brown mustard made with Guinness.

So yeah, it's hot, but mustard hot, not pepper hot.

Want some? PM me. You send me a small glass jar, and I send it back to you filled with mustard.

Bonus points if you send me a little tiny Discordian gift.
Jesus. I leave for like a year and a half, and when I come back, it's like everything's different. What the fuck is this board -- ACTIVE or somethin'?
I'm a green Discordian. I don't eat the bun OR the hot dog.
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Jenne

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February 14, 2011, 03:59:34 AM
Ooh.  I think I have jars.  What size?

Suu

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February 14, 2011, 04:00:12 AM
Do you accept pickups?
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