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ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 15, 2011, 12:49:53 AM

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Suu

BOW TO ME, DESERT DWELLER. FOR I, PRINCESS KAOUSUU THE APOSTATE, IS YOUR NEW GOD-EMPRESS!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:19:47 AM
BOW TO ME, DESERT DWELLER. FOR I, PRINCESS KAOUSUU THE APOSTATE, IS YOUR NEW GOD-EMPRESS!

I choose to take to the hills.  My response will be no run-of-the-mill WOMPing, but rather a desecration of all that is right in good in Providence, or even your facebook wall.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

I also ask that you keep it relatively safe. My parents are my "friends".

Bring it on, Old Man.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:24:04 AM
I also ask that you keep it relatively safe. My parents are my "friends".

Bring it on, Old Man.

It will be "relatively" safe.  No pron, no gore.

Just me.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Also, you WERE my Empress, til you and Cainad turned on AZ for no apparent reason.

Now we are Fremen, and we'll fucking your Sardukar.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
Also, you WERE my Empress, til you and Cainad turned on AZ for no apparent reason.

Now we are Fremen, and we'll fucking your Sardukar.

The Desert, breeding ground for accidentally the whole Sardukar.

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
Also, you WERE my Empress, til you and Cainad turned on AZ for no apparent reason.

Now we are Fremen, and we'll fucking your Sardukar.

We didn't turn, we were deliberately attacked first.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
Also, you WERE my Empress, til you and Cainad turned on AZ for no apparent reason.

Now we are Fremen, and we'll fucking your Sardukar.

We didn't turn, we were deliberately attacked first.

Balls.  Cainad outright said it was time to throw us to the wolves, as we were busy with Alaska and that other place that's full of Inuit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:38:02 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
Also, you WERE my Empress, til you and Cainad turned on AZ for no apparent reason.

Now we are Fremen, and we'll fucking your Sardukar.

We didn't turn, we were deliberately attacked first.

Balls.  Cainad outright said it was time to throw us to the wolves, as we were busy with Alaska and that other place that's full of Inuit.

What other place?


Oh, THAT other place. The place where Remington lives.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:40:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:38:02 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
Also, you WERE my Empress, til you and Cainad turned on AZ for no apparent reason.

Now we are Fremen, and we'll fucking your Sardukar.

We didn't turn, we were deliberately attacked first.

Balls.  Cainad outright said it was time to throw us to the wolves, as we were busy with Alaska and that other place that's full of Inuit.

What other place?


Oh, THAT other place. The place where Remington lives.

No, Pennsylvania.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

It has what? Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, and some Amish in between. Oh, and Yuengling.

The very premise of Pennsic War is that neither the East Kingdom or the Middle Kingdom actually WANTED Pittsburgh, so they fought over who didn't want it.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."