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Started by Dysfunctional Cunt, March 11, 2011, 03:36:13 AM

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East Coast Hustle

#15
March 11, 2011, 08:52:11 AM
also...


STEVE-O FUCKING JUMPED OFF A BOAT INTO A CHUM SLICK IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING PACK OF GREAT WHITE SHARKS. YOUR LIFE FEELS INSIGNIFICANT AND WORTHLESS NOW.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#16
March 11, 2011, 08:53:55 AM
STEVE-O AND TRAVIS PASTRANA SHOULD MAKE ASSBABIES. THEY WOULD BE LIKE A COMBINATION OF EVIL KNIEVEL AND ACHILLES.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

P3nT4gR4m

#17
March 11, 2011, 09:24:48 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 08:53:55 AM
STEVE-O AND TRAVIS PASTRANA SHOULD MAKE ASSBABIES. THEY WOULD BE LIKE A COMBINATION OF EVIL KNIEVEL AND ACHILLES.

New trick at next years x-games - the 180 backflip  :eek:

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#18
March 11, 2011, 02:15:50 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 04:51:01 AM
I dunno.  I find it funny.  Am not man.  Grosser than gross sometimes, yeah...but totally fucking hilarious, too.

Oh I agree, there are parts that crack me up, and some of the tamer stuff I would or have even done (yes i was a complete idiot when I was young) but some/a lot of it I sit with my eyes squeezed shut and my hands over my ears going la la la la la la la.

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#19
March 11, 2011, 02:50:43 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 02:15:50 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 04:51:01 AM
I dunno.  I find it funny.  Am not man.  Grosser than gross sometimes, yeah...but totally fucking hilarious, too.

Oh I agree, there are parts that crack me up, and some of the tamer stuff I would or have even done (yes i was a complete idiot when I was young) but some/a lot of it I sit with my eyes squeezed shut and my hands over my ears going la la la la la la la.



That's the whole appeal - it's a fusion of LOL and OMG. As a guy who frequently does dangerous shit for fun, one of the first things you do when you've just about been killed is laugh your ass off. Watching other people do it isn't quite as good but it's still good.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Luna

#20
March 11, 2011, 02:52:39 PM
I do have to wonder how much a man would have to get paid to get voluntarily hit in the junk with that frequency.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#21
March 11, 2011, 03:29:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 02:52:39 PM
I do have to wonder how much a man would have to get paid to get voluntarily hit in the junk with that frequency.

You know they have to make a shitload of money. 
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