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Started by The Commander, February 21, 2011, 02:37:16 PM

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The Commander

February 21, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
I started a thread about one piece of female anatomy...you know what I'm talkin about...now lets try another...eyes.

Find female eyes that you think look the most like you imagine Eris' eyes would look.



My first submission...
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DIA
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Cramulus

#1
February 21, 2011, 03:15:23 PM

Suu

#2
February 21, 2011, 03:16:17 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

#3
February 21, 2011, 03:21:44 PM



"He's got hydrogen psychosis, the crazy-eye!"







Lord Cataplanga

#4
February 21, 2011, 03:45:00 PM

Lies

#5
February 21, 2011, 04:06:09 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Commander

#6
February 21, 2011, 07:29:40 PM
Fierce...

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The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 21, 2011, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: The Commander on February 21, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
I started a thread about one piece of female anatomy...you know what I'm talkin about...now lets try another...eyes.





Note:  The Afghanistani girl above was 12 at the time that picture was taken.

Just saying.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#8
February 21, 2011, 07:35:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2011, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: The Commander on February 21, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
I started a thread about one piece of female anatomy...you know what I'm talkin about...now lets try another...eyes.





Note:  The Afghanistani girl above was 12 at the time that picture was taken.

Just saying.

That poor child. Those eyes are far, far too old for a 12 year old.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
February 21, 2011, 07:37:18 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2011, 07:35:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2011, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: The Commander on February 21, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
I started a thread about one piece of female anatomy...you know what I'm talkin about...now lets try another...eyes.





Note:  The Afghanistani girl above was 12 at the time that picture was taken.

Just saying.

That poor child. Those eyes are far, far too old for a 12 year old.

There's no age requirement for a thousand yard stare.

She lives in Afghanistan, FFS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#10
February 21, 2011, 07:41:50 PM
I  know Roger, but it still is a sadness.

The Good Reverend Roger

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February 21, 2011, 07:44:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2011, 07:41:50 PM
I  know Roger, but it still is a sadness.

Well, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs, and you can't make the Perfect State™ without breaking some children.  It's just how things go.

Interesting, though, that this was considered a fine piece of "female anatomy" given the age (which could be due to ignorance) and the fucked-up nature of the pic (which couldn't).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#12
February 21, 2011, 07:45:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2011, 07:44:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2011, 07:41:50 PM
I  know Roger, but it still is a sadness.

Well, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs, and you can't make the Perfect State™ without breaking some children.  It's just how things go.

Interesting, though, that this was considered a fine piece of "female anatomy" given the age (which could be due to ignorance) and the fucked-up nature of the pic (which couldn't).

It's why I have avoided this thread until your post.

Cramulus

#13
February 21, 2011, 07:50:27 PM
He didn't say he wanted to bang her, he said her eyes reminded him of Eris' eyes.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#14
February 21, 2011, 07:51:03 PM
Situation or age notwithstanding, those are some very compelling eyes.


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