CONTEST: CAPTION THIS PICTURE!

[East Coast Hustle]

So what exactly WAS this event? And what are you dancing to?

It was a costume party with karaoke at the local dive bar in the town in Maine I used to live in. I wasn't in costume because I had just gotten out of work and, frankly, I don't NEED one. I'm not entirely sure what the song was but it was probably either Love Shack or something by R. Kelly.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

So what exactly WAS this event? And what are you dancing to?

It was a costume party with karaoke at the local dive bar in the town in Maine I used to live in. I wasn't in costume because I had just gotten out of work and, frankly, I don't NEED one. I'm not entirely sure what the song was but it was probably either Love Shack or something by R. Kelly.

You appear to be in pain.   

[Eater of Clowns]

You appear to be in pain.   

I think that's pretty well explained with the following:

It was a costume party with karaoke at the local dive bar in the town in Maine I used to live in. I wasn't in costume because I had just gotten out of work and, frankly, I don't NEED one. I'm not entirely sure what the song was but it was probably either Love Shack or something by R. Kelly.

[East Coast Hustle]

So what exactly WAS this event? And what are you dancing to?

It was a costume party with karaoke at the local dive bar in the town in Maine I used to live in. I wasn't in costume because I had just gotten out of work and, frankly, I don't NEED one. I'm not entirely sure what the song was but it was probably either Love Shack or something by R. Kelly.

You appear to be in pain.   

Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm doing the cabbage patch.

[East Coast Hustle]

Oh, and Navkat and Popetom both win. Either of you spags PM me your mailing addy and I'll send you something weird. I promise it won't be contagious or explosive.