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CONTEST: CAPTION THIS PICTURE!

Started by East Coast Hustle, February 23, 2011, 02:18:25 AM

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East Coast Hustle

February 23, 2011, 02:18:25 AM




I will declare a winner when I wake up on thursday, and that person shall receive some physical trinket of my appreciation should they have the testicular fortitude to provide me with a valid mailing address. No limit on entries per person, however repeated subsequent efforts may be judged as being less funny than they actually are so try to use your good ones first.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
February 23, 2011, 02:21:47 AM
Use one dildo on me if you want, but multiple dildoes are going to be uncomfortable. I'm still sore from last night.
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Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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East Coast Hustle

#2
February 23, 2011, 02:26:40 AM
to clarify:

Contest entries should be captions, as they would appear under this picture in a newspaper. Quotations are welcome, but will not be judged as contest entries unless they cause me to either pee or expel whatever is my mouth through my sinuses with great force.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Don Coyote

#3
February 23, 2011, 02:30:14 AM


When the hokey pokey meets the wheels on the bus, spelled disaster.

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
February 23, 2011, 02:33:33 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 23, 2011, 02:26:40 AM
to clarify:

Contest entries should be captions, as they would appear under this picture in a newspaper. Quotations are welcome, but will not be judged as contest entries unless they cause me to either pee or expel whatever is my mouth through my sinuses with great force.

Ok, then I change it to:

"Hopefully she's not thinking of using the beer bottle too, he already looks uncomfortable enough as is."
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

East Coast Hustle

#5
February 23, 2011, 02:39:55 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 23, 2011, 02:30:14 AM


When the hokey pokey meets the wheels on the bus, spelled disaster.

I LIVE IN A MANTION.


YOU LIVE IN TENSE.


Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Eater of Clowns

#6
February 23, 2011, 02:44:13 AM

Despite their popularity, the team (pictured) was informed by the committee that their routine was "...not in line with the goals and values of the Special Olympics."
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EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 23, 2011, 02:51:37 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#8
February 23, 2011, 03:49:05 AM

ABOVE: Members of a Portland, OR Zumba class perform a gay dance to "WANGO TANGO" by Ted Nugent.
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#9
February 23, 2011, 04:37:18 AM


The trio Dung Trumpet appears onstage just after the notorious hamster insertions. The stage was rushed by several PETA activists moments later. Three rodents died and two bystanders were accidentally fucked during the ensuing 23 minute brawl. No charges have been filed.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Sir Squid Diddimus

#10
February 23, 2011, 07:46:17 AM


Tonight on Local news 13: Six killed, three injured when a karaoke act goes horribly awry causing thousands in damage, flooding of two city blocks and then they smacked my bitch up.

Pæs

#11
February 23, 2011, 08:06:44 AM

Leaked footage of the upcoming film "The Avengers" has comic-book fans upset, but not surprised.

Lies

#12
February 23, 2011, 09:31:01 AM

People at this traditional American Christian wedding got more than they thought they bargained for when they hired the Tom Jones cover group "Sex Bomb".



- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#13
February 23, 2011, 01:04:48 PM

"When asked to comment, Detroit disavowed all knowledge of the event."

Cain

#14
February 23, 2011, 01:11:53 PM
"Riots in Tripoli take a disturbing twist"
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