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Guy's wife has affair with top city boss, is raided by anti terror directive.

Started by Slyph, February 22, 2011, 01:55:55 PM

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Slyph

February 22, 2011, 01:55:55 PM
This guy's wife was screwing her boss, her boss was a big swinging dick in some firm. He reports the affair to the company, he reports the affair to some of the guy's clients, He gets raided, twice. No charges.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhSgEly55hw&feature=player_embedded

edit: Ah shit. had a brainfart, this belongs in "Aneristic Illusions"

Luna

#1
February 22, 2011, 02:22:06 PM
Is it wrong that my first thought was, "damn, that's brilliant?  How do I arrange this as a special surprise for the hubby and his bimbo?"
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February 22, 2011, 02:32:37 PM
I've already told you to report them.
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Luna

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February 22, 2011, 02:38:05 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 22, 2011, 02:32:37 PM
I've already told you to report them.

Oh, that's coming, once my stuff is out.  (Gotta make another run this week, joy.)  However, "fired" doesn't have quite the same effect as two dozen armed cops kicking down the door.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#4
February 22, 2011, 02:45:08 PM
No, but it's still devastating enough. Just remember to file for adultery so he can't go after alimony.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Slyph

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February 22, 2011, 03:09:11 PM
Sorry, I should've been clearer. The guy who reported the affair got raided.

Luna

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February 22, 2011, 03:10:09 PM
Quote from: Slyph on February 22, 2011, 03:09:11 PM
Sorry, I should've been clearer. The guy who reported the affair got raided.

That's less fun.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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February 23, 2011, 06:16:02 PM
Who knew if we shat all over the 4th amendment people would abuse their power.
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February 23, 2011, 09:30:46 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 23, 2011, 06:16:02 PM
Who knew if we shat all over the 4th amendment people would abuse their power.

You Pinko Commie Terrorist!
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