BJs cause mouf cancers.

[Payne]

Pfffft. Like this is gonna stop my Oral Sexxing Rampage (which though now focused on one person, is still classed as a rampage okay?). Cancer of the mouth is small price to pay for being fuckin awesome, and even awesomer would be telling people how I likely got it

"Yeah, I smoke a lot, and drink coffee and all that shit - but I got mouth cancer cause I give great head!"

[Don Coyote]

Pfffft. Like this is gonna stop my Oral Sexxing Rampage (which though now focused on one person, is still classed as a rampage okay?). Cancer of the mouth is small price to pay for being fuckin awesome, and even awesomer would be telling people how I likely got it

"Yeah, I smoke a lot, and drink coffee and all that shit - but I got mouth cancer cause I give great head!"

Newsfeed.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Pfffft. Like this is gonna stop my Oral Sexxing Rampage (which though now focused on one person, is still classed as a rampage okay?). Cancer of the mouth is small price to pay for being fuckin awesome, and even awesomer would be telling people how I likely got it

"Yeah, I smoke a lot, and drink coffee and all that shit - but I got mouth cancer cause I give great head!"

[Phox]

Pfffft. Like this is gonna stop my Oral Sexxing Rampage (which though now focused on one person, is still classed as a rampage okay?). Cancer of the mouth is small price to pay for being fuckin awesome, and even awesomer would be telling people how I likely got it

"Yeah, I smoke a lot, and drink coffee and all that shit - but I got mouth cancer cause I give great head!"

Newsfeed.

YES.

[East Coast Hustle]

SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
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WELL, I'M A CHEF. AND IN MY SPARE TIME I TRY TO BE A CARCINOGEN.
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[Phox]

SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
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WELL, I'M A CHEF. AND IN MY SPARE TIME I TRY TO BE A CARCINOGEN.
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[The Good Reverend Roger]

SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
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WELL, I'M A CHEF. AND IN MY SPARE TIME I TRY TO BE A CARCINOGEN.
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APPLE TALK OVER.  ECH WINS.

[Xooxe]

I've been putting something off for months. I'm going to start collecting stories of THINGS THAT CAUSE CANCER from magazines and news articles. It would be interesting to see a condensed version of how incredibly fucked you are told you are.

Let's see if I can keep this up for a few years. I might even add heart disease while I'm at it.

Entry #1: Giving head.

EDIT: OK, change of plan. It's going to be a log of every single mundane thing that will supposedly give you a horrible disease.

[Igor]

This site may help:
The Daily Mail Oncological Ontology project
"A blog following the Daily Mail's ongoing mission to divide all the inanimate objects in the world into those that cause or cure cancer."

[Cain]

Correlation does not equal causation.  For all we know, mouth cancers cause blowjobs.  Counterintuitive, eh?

[Cuddlefish]

I need a warning sticker now.

Caution: Dimo has been known by the state of Rhode Island to cause cancer of the mouth.

[Jenne]

Correlation does not equal causation.  For all we know, mouth cancers cause blowjobs.  Counterintuitive, eh?

 

Also, the OP makes me wonder about the changes the HPV vaccine will have on these sorts of stats.  The fact it's not being as heavily driven by the medical community in some sectors as it is the media is alarming to me.  I know my husband doesn't recommend it for teenaged boys (yet).  I'm wondering if/when that will change.

[Richter]

Pfffft. Like this is gonna stop my Oral Sexxing Rampage (which though now focused on one person, is still classed as a rampage okay?). Cancer of the mouth is small price to pay for being fuckin awesome, and even awesomer would be telling people how I likely got it

"Yeah, I smoke a lot, and drink coffee and all that shit - but I got mouth cancer cause I give great head!"

Payne reveals the source of truffpaste

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.

[Elder Iptuous]

good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.