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Started by Suu, February 25, 2011, 02:46:06 AM

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Suu

February 25, 2011, 02:46:06 AM
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20035363-10391704.html

HPV strikes again. Oral sex is now considered the leading cause of oral cancer.
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Phox

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February 25, 2011, 02:50:18 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 02:46:06 AM
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20035363-10391704.html

HPV strikes again. Oral sex is now considered the leading cause of oral cancer.

OFUK. Phox is gonna get cancer of the miz-outh.  :oops:

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February 25, 2011, 02:51:19 AM
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*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Phox

#3
February 25, 2011, 02:54:59 AM
Did the maths. Phox is 48 times more likely to get mouth cancer.

Phox,
Sucked 37 dicks.

Suu

#4
February 25, 2011, 02:57:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 25, 2011, 02:54:59 AM
Did the maths. Phox is 48 times more likely to get mouth cancer.

Phox,
Sucked 37 dicks.

THIRTY SEVEN?!

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#5
February 25, 2011, 03:04:41 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 02:57:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 25, 2011, 02:54:59 AM
Did the maths. Phox is 48 times more likely to get mouth cancer.

Phox,
Sucked 37 dicks.

THIRTY SEVEN?!


I was worried no one would get it.  :awesome:

Not at the same time.

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#6
February 25, 2011, 03:14:34 AM
By oral sex, do they only mean bj's, or is carpet munching just as risky?

If so, OFUK.
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#7
February 25, 2011, 03:18:12 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 25, 2011, 03:14:34 AM
By oral sex, do they only mean bj's, or is carpet munching just as risky?

If so, OFUK.

I'm not going to bother doing the math on THAT. I'm pretty sure that would be the point at which "probability" became "certainty".

Suu

#8
February 25, 2011, 03:25:50 AM
That would be both. HPV, it lives in yer urethra. It lives in your twat.
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February 25, 2011, 03:43:20 AM
Well, damn.
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February 25, 2011, 03:47:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 25, 2011, 03:18:12 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 25, 2011, 03:14:34 AM
By oral sex, do they only mean bj's, or is carpet munching just as risky?

If so, OFUK.

I'm not going to bother doing the math on THAT. I'm pretty sure that would be the point at which "probability" became "certainty".

Certainly having HPV doesn't mean a certainty of cancer.  You'll probably be ok.

Probably.
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Suu

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February 25, 2011, 04:06:09 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 25, 2011, 03:47:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 25, 2011, 03:18:12 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 25, 2011, 03:14:34 AM
By oral sex, do they only mean bj's, or is carpet munching just as risky?

If so, OFUK.

I'm not going to bother doing the math on THAT. I'm pretty sure that would be the point at which "probability" became "certainty".

Certainly having HPV doesn't mean a certainty of cancer.  You'll probably be ok.

Probably.

HPV causes cancer. Whether or not it causes YOU cancer, however...it's hard to tell. There's HOW many strains of the nasty virus?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

#12
February 25, 2011, 04:21:45 AM
Missed point. Was math joke.  :lol:

Elder Iptuous

#13
February 25, 2011, 04:31:29 AM
just a note, the strains that cause cancer and the more common strains that cause warts are not the same.
also due to the inability to properly test, we don't know what percentage of the population has at least one strain of hpv.  (also because many people have it and are asymptomatic)
ive heard estimates that range from high all the way up to you most certainly have one form or another.
also you probably got a plantar wart on your hand at some point when you were a kid, right?...hpv.

when i dug into sti's and what we know about them, i was really bummed about how much uncertainty, confusion, and conflicting information is out there...

Suu

#14
February 25, 2011, 04:50:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 25, 2011, 04:21:45 AM
Missed point. Was math joke.  :lol:

I don't do maths.  :oops:
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