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Roger Hates the Little Children

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 01, 2011, 05:52:04 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 01, 2011, 05:52:04 PM
Roger calls the monkeys  near,
"Come to me and learn some fear,
For I hate the little children of the world;
I will take you by the hands,
Leave you in the desert sands,
For I hate the stinking monkeys of the world."

Refrain
Roger hates  the little children,
All the children of the world.
Red and yellow, black and white,
All are monkeys in His sight,
Roger hates the little children of the world.

Roger is the Reverend true,
And He'll stick it to you,
For He hates the little children of the world;
He's a horrible bastard great and strong,
And He'll show you all what's wrong,
For He hates the little children of the world.

Refrain

I am coming, "Bob", to Thee,
And Your salesman I will be,
For You hate the stinking merehumes of the world;
And Your cash I'll always bear,
And for You I'll do and dare,
For You hate the little children of the world.

Refrain

Take that, Ray Stevens, you teabagging shitmuncher.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#1
March 01, 2011, 09:51:46 PM
 :lulz: :mittens: A singalong fit for any kindergarten.

Juana

#4
March 01, 2011, 10:43:36 PM
Fuck yeah, Roger.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#5
March 02, 2011, 07:44:34 AM
I wanna sing this at a karaoke bar!

Subtract Eight!

#6
March 03, 2011, 01:55:00 PM
BLUNDERFUL
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

Luna

#8
March 03, 2011, 03:05:23 PM
I just had an image of a choir of adorable little porchmonkeys singing this...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

#9
March 03, 2011, 03:10:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 03:05:23 PM
I just had an image of a choir of adorable little porchmonkeys singing this...


Please to rephrase?

Luna

#10
March 03, 2011, 03:15:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 03, 2011, 03:10:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 03:05:23 PM
I just had an image of a choir of adorable little porchmonkeys singing this...


Please to rephrase?

Porchmonkeys:  Children, the age range between rugrats and yard apes.  (Old enough to walk, not old enough to be trusted not to run into the road and disrupt traffic.)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#11
March 03, 2011, 03:20:41 PM
 :lulz:

In the south, porchmonkey and yard ape are derogatory terms for black children.

LMNO

#12
March 03, 2011, 03:20:56 PM
Ah.  My liberal white guilt kicked in there for a second... I guess I cross-wired "porchmonkey" with the common term for a slave that worked in the main house, rather than the fields.


Understandably, I was confused why you'd use the term.  My bad.  Carry on.

Luna

#13
March 03, 2011, 03:22:04 PM
Was unaware of the southern connotation.  Was widely used where I grew up for kids in general in that age range.   :oops:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#14
March 03, 2011, 03:30:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 03:22:04 PM
Was unaware of the southern connotation.  Was widely used where I grew up for kids in general in that age range.   :oops:

No worries.  It was widely used where I grew up too, you just got your mouth washed out with soap when you said it  :lulz:
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