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OkCupid: A Guy's Perspective

Started by saturnine, March 03, 2011, 08:33:14 AM

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Freeky

#150
April 08, 2011, 07:41:26 AM
You hear that?

It's Tucson calling.  It wants you to move here forever.  :lulz:  It'll give you so much ass, it promises.  Of course, about 50% of that ass could well be meth heads, or crazy psychos. Or both.

Don Coyote

#151
April 08, 2011, 07:43:02 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 08, 2011, 07:41:26 AM
You hear that?

It's Tucson calling.  It wants you to move here forever.  :lulz:  It'll give you so much ass, it promises.  Of course, about 50% of that ass could well be meth heads, or crazy psychos. Or both.

:tinfoilhat:

Freeky

#152
April 08, 2011, 07:43:49 AM
I see you still have some common sense left.  Just take these pills, you'll feel better soon.   :lulz:

Don Coyote

#153
April 08, 2011, 07:47:59 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 08, 2011, 07:43:49 AM
I see you still have some common sense left.  Just take these pills, you'll feel better soon.   :lulz:

:deathglare:

East Coast Hustle

#154
April 08, 2011, 08:36:29 AM
Lately, it's been trendy for Canucki girls to message me. Well, they're from BC but that's very close to Canada. I'm not sure what they're trying to accomplish. Surely they can't want to move to America. Anyone who would trade Vancouver for PDX is some kind of retard.

No offense, PDX. Don't send me to the bridges.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#155
April 08, 2011, 05:51:34 PM
I discovered that you can look to see your ratings and who's rated you, and I discover all these ugly guys who have never messaged me, but gave me one star.  :? What is up with that?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Laughin Jude

#156
April 08, 2011, 06:54:21 PM
I've pretty much given up on OkCupid. Once a month or so I'll get a bug up my ass and log in, but I mostly just send random people MSPaint pictures inspired by lines in their profiles, probably the best of which was this:



(The girl in question actually really liked that one, btw. It was in context with her self-description.)

So yeah, can't say I've had much luck with OkCupid. Now MySpace back in the day was another story.
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Payne

#157
April 08, 2011, 06:59:36 PM
I tried dating sites for a while, never got a message from anyone. Never got a reply either. All in all, probably just as well.

No one ever compliments me on my attractiveness, bar one - the only person that it matters hearing it from. (Though I think she might be vaguely delusional, I dare not break the spell).

East Coast Hustle

#158
April 08, 2011, 07:00:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2011, 05:51:34 PM
I discovered that you can look to see your ratings and who's rated you, and I discover all these ugly guys who have never messaged me, but gave me one star.  :? What is up with that?

where is that? I can't find anything that lets me see who has rated me.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#159
April 08, 2011, 08:13:09 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 08, 2011, 07:00:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2011, 05:51:34 PM
I discovered that you can look to see your ratings and who's rated you, and I discover all these ugly guys who have never messaged me, but gave me one star.  :? What is up with that?

where is that? I can't find anything that lets me see who has rated me.

:lulz: You're right. IT WAS GUYS I'D RATED.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#160
April 08, 2011, 08:13:56 PM
Now I feel like kind of a shit, but they must have done something to deserve a one-star rating. I wouldn't normally give that to anyone without provokation.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#161
April 08, 2011, 08:18:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2011, 08:13:56 PM
Now I feel like kind of a shit, but they must have done something to deserve a one-star rating. I wouldn't normally give that to anyone without provokation.

An ugly face is an act of war.

Susan,
Stomping up and down the Rhineland.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#162
April 08, 2011, 08:20:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2011, 08:18:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2011, 08:13:56 PM
Now I feel like kind of a shit, but they must have done something to deserve a one-star rating. I wouldn't normally give that to anyone without provokation.

An ugly face is an act of war.

Susan,
Stomping up and down the Rhineland.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Phox

#164
April 09, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
Neither is "elsenet".  :lulz:
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