OkCupid: A Guy's Perspective

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There is a forum?

hxxp://www.okcupid.com/forum


Nigel...what is it for?

It's decoration. Also, "Hi, in case you couldn't find it, it's RIGHT HERE."

It's a locator beacon?

But um....how the fuck do other men not find it?

I've often wondered that myself.

[PopeTom]

There is a forum?

hxxp://www.okcupid.com/forum


Nigel...what is it for?

It's decoration. Also, "Hi, in case you couldn't find it, it's RIGHT HERE."

It's a locator beacon?

But um....how the fuck do other men not find it?

For some people front and center is too obvious a place to keep anything good.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There is a forum?

hxxp://www.okcupid.com/forum


Nigel...what is it for?

It's decoration. Also, "Hi, in case you couldn't find it, it's RIGHT HERE."

It's a locator beacon?

But um....how the fuck do other men not find it?

For some people front and center is too obvious a place to keep anything good.

[Luna]

There is a forum?

hxxp://www.okcupid.com/forum


Nigel...what is it for?

It's decoration. Also, "Hi, in case you couldn't find it, it's RIGHT HERE."

It's a locator beacon?

But um....how the fuck do other men not find it?

You'd be amazed.

I generally write it off to, "he doesn't care if he finds it or not."

[LMNO]

When I was a virgin, I was fairly worried (from all the stories I heard) that I was going to have a really hard time finding it.



Then, the first time I was granted access, I was all, "Wait...  It's right there.  How dumb are these guys?"

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh hey, ladies; I found a place in the OKC setting menu to set message filters to block ancient pervs, barely-pubescent horndogs, and people who are looking for a quick lay from chatting/messaging you. That way you won't even have to click on their profile to find out they're over 55 and married!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When I was a virgin, I was fairly worried (from all the stories I heard) that I was going to have a really hard time finding it.



Then, the first time I was granted access, I was all, "Wait...  It's right there.  How dumb are these guys?"

Very, very dumb. It's like not being able to find someone's nose on their face.

I mean, finding it by touch alone in the dark can be tricky, depending on your girl's anatomy, but not THAT tricky.

[East Coast Hustle]

Christ, the little fucker is practically waving its hand yelling "here I am! Yo! Over here!"

[Laughin Jude]

I've talked to men my age who still thought women peed out of their vaginas and were amazed to hear there's a separate urethra in the vulva. Also of shock to some men seems to be the idea that the vulva and the vagina aren't the same thing. If people are missing that kind of information, I can see how knowing where to find the clit would seem like something for the advanced class.

Sorry, ladies. 

[Luna]

I'm sure several ladies around here can, in fact, confirm some men ARE that dumb.

[LMNO]

Well, maybe we should keep it a secret.  

A guy who can consistently provide orgasms (or at least a certain level of stimulation) can make some women do awfully silly things.

[East Coast Hustle]

Beat me to it.

My dad had a few hard and fast rules for life, and one of them was "never smarten up a dummy".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Christ, the little fucker is practically waving its hand yelling "here I am! Yo! Over here!"

I know!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've talked to men my age who still thought women peed out of their vaginas and were amazed to hear there's a separate urethra in the vulva. Also of shock to some men seems to be the idea that the vulva and the vagina aren't the same thing. If people are missing that kind of information, I can see how knowing where to find the clit would seem like something for the advanced class.

Sorry, ladies. 

There was a guy here who thought he'd had intercourse because he rubbed his dick against a girl's vulva.

I was like, that's sex, sure, but IF YOU HAD PENETRATED HER VAGINA YOU WOULD KNOW.

What are they teaching in sex ed these days? I kinda feel like those little inserts that come in a box of tampons would be more useful.

[Luna]

What are they teaching in sex ed these days?

They're teaching "don't."