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Started by saturnine, March 03, 2011, 08:33:14 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on April 11, 2011, 07:28:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2011, 07:16:38 PM
What are they teaching in sex ed these days?

They're teaching "don't."

With the predictable results.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2011, 07:30:22 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 11, 2011, 07:28:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2011, 07:16:38 PM
What are they teaching in sex ed these days?

They're teaching "don't."

With the predictable results.   :lulz:

What, knocked up kids?  And, apparently, a generation which really needs to go out and find somebody at least a decade or two older than themselves to teach 'em how to do it RIGHT.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2011, 07:30:22 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 11, 2011, 07:28:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2011, 07:16:38 PM
What are they teaching in sex ed these days?

They're teaching "don't."

With the predictable results.   :lulz:

STDs, teen pregnancy and infanticide! WHEEEEEEEE

FOR JESUS!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Laughin Jude

Quote from: Luna on April 11, 2011, 07:28:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2011, 07:16:38 PM
What are they teaching in sex ed these days?

They're teaching "don't."

Seriously, this. Most of what I remember from sex ed in high school is pictures of diseased pubic regions. "Sex ed" is pretty much just trying to scare kids away from sex, which seems to be having the unintended side effect of leading to more and more kids getting their sexual educations from hardcore pornography.

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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Luna on April 11, 2011, 07:34:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2011, 07:30:22 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 11, 2011, 07:28:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2011, 07:16:38 PM
What are they teaching in sex ed these days?

They're teaching "don't."

With the predictable results.   :lulz:

What, knocked up kids?  And, apparently, a generation which really needs to go out and find somebody at least a decade or two older than themselves to teach 'em how to do it RIGHT.

This probably explains the apparent boom in scandalous student-teacher relationships.

In fact, while I'm glad that I missed the era of students getting expelled and/or prosecuted for school fights, I'm more than a little peeved that I also missed the era of hot-to-trot teachers and girls who freely have anal sex to preserve their technical virginity.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2011, 06:49:18 PM
Oh hey, ladies; I found a place in the OKC setting menu to set message filters to block ancient pervs, barely-pubescent horndogs, and people who are looking for a quick lay from chatting/messaging you. That way you won't even have to click on their profile to find out they're over 55 and married!

Filtering by age I understand, but how do you block horny?
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

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my school actually went through every form of birth control with us and showed how to use them  :lol:
unfortunately there were no boys there to learn from our clear plastic vagina model

LMNO

Quote from: Luna on April 11, 2011, 07:34:46 PM
What, knocked up kids?  And, apparently, a generation which really needs to go out and find somebody at least a decade or two older than themselves to teach 'em how to do it RIGHT.

Serves me right for getting married...

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 11, 2011, 07:07:59 PM
I've talked to men my age who still thought women peed out of their vaginas and were amazed to hear there's a separate urethra in the vulva. Also of shock to some men seems to be the idea that the vulva and the vagina aren't the same thing. If people are missing that kind of information, I can see how knowing where to find the clit would seem like something for the advanced class.

Sorry, ladies.  :sad:

I dunno,  most guys don't watch a girl pee and the urethra is kind of hard to notice if she's not actually peeing.  Vulva and Vagina meanwhile are anatomical vocabulary, you can know what do with both without knowing the names for either.  Finding the clit is something that is in the interest of pretty much anyone sexually interested in females, and it's easy.  And you can look at pictures online to give you an idea of what you are looking for.

I think there may be some confusion with the G-spot, which is much more difficult to locate.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on April 11, 2011, 07:41:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2011, 06:49:18 PM
Oh hey, ladies; I found a place in the OKC setting menu to set message filters to block ancient pervs, barely-pubescent horndogs, and people who are looking for a quick lay from chatting/messaging you. That way you won't even have to click on their profile to find out they're over 55 and married!

Filtering by age I understand, but how do you block horny?

You can only block the honest ones, who check the "casual sex" box in the "looking for" section.

The liars, not so much.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

Are there people who use OKCupid who aren't actually looking for sex? :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 11, 2011, 07:46:10 PM
Are there people who use OKCupid who aren't actually looking for sex? :lulz:

Me.

I'm just there to piss people off.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 11, 2011, 07:46:10 PM
Are there people who use OKCupid who aren't actually looking for sex? :lulz:

We all want sex, right? It just depends on the context. I want it with a steady.

There still seem to be a few people who are using it as an actual dating site, for meeting cool new people. Mostly, though, it's turned into a pickup joint for horndogs and swingers.

Frankly, I still find Craigslist a better way to meet quality people. And actually going outside and doing stuff an even better way.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2011, 07:50:10 PM
And actually going outside and doing stuff an even better way.

THIS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

PopeTom

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2011, 07:47:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 11, 2011, 07:46:10 PM
Are there people who use OKCupid who aren't actually looking for sex? :lulz:

Me.

I'm just there to piss people off.

I thought pissing people off was the only way you could reach orgasm?

:mrgreen:
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!