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UNLIMITED GOP 2012 PRIMARY CANDIDATE THREAD

Started by LMNO, March 03, 2011, 02:58:25 PM

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Jenne

#120
May 12, 2011, 02:39:49 PM
NPR had a snarky comment on his "win the future" requote--on MarketPlace, Kai Ryssdal basically said, "Nuh-uh, Obama's White House said it FIRST!  Nice try, Newt!"

Luna

#121
May 12, 2011, 04:53:48 PM
Heh.  Nice.

http://firedoglake.com/2011/05/11/late-night-gingrich-announces-candidacy-america-irritated-cranky-at-reminder-gingrich-exists-talks/

QuoteSo.

Newt Gingrich is running. For president.

Yup.

Sigh....

Newt Gingrich is running.

For president.

President of the... (checks) — of the United States.

Of, uh, America.

Fuck.

When I heard this, I was only hoping he was running for president of the White Knights Noble Reserve of Bumfuck, Whereverthefuck, on a platform indistinguishable from old Senator Bilbo's, only more parochial and with updated euphemisms, and even more pointlessly pissbrained reactionary.

Newt. Fucking. Gingrich.

I was considering a longer post about how Gingrich the multiply-tedious-anachronism is an obnoxious dimwit pseudo-intellectual posturing self-absorbed fossil, but fuck that, contemplating Newt Gingrich for too long makes me sympathize with bears who chew off their own legs rather than say hi to the trapper.

So instead I'll just offer this trade.

Newt, we'll give you a mulligan on another child bride if you'll agree to just shut the fuck up and go away.

For reals. Deal?

But seriously, folks, a GOP field where Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump are among the most credible candidates makes me want to throw up, and I get my kicks from making fun of these twits.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#122
May 13, 2011, 04:17:56 PM
Aaaaaaand Ron Paul has thrown his hat into the mix....

:lulz:

It's just getting better....

LMNO

#123
May 13, 2011, 04:24:03 PM
Finally.  A GOP nomination battle that won't just be funny, it will include slapstick.

The Good Reverend Roger

#124
May 13, 2011, 05:01:41 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 04:17:56 PM
Aaaaaaand Ron Paul has thrown his hat into the mix....

:lulz:

It's just getting better....

Ron Paul is this century's Harold Stassen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#125
May 13, 2011, 05:12:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 05:01:41 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 04:17:56 PM
Aaaaaaand Ron Paul has thrown his hat into the mix....

:lulz:

It's just getting better....

Ron Paul is this century's Harold Stassen.

:lulz:

Always a bridesmaid?

The Good Reverend Roger

#126
May 13, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 05:12:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 05:01:41 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 04:17:56 PM
Aaaaaaand Ron Paul has thrown his hat into the mix....

:lulz:

It's just getting better....

Ron Paul is this century's Harold Stassen.

:lulz:

Always a bridesmaid?

NEVER THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE. :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#127
May 13, 2011, 05:49:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 05:12:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 05:01:41 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 04:17:56 PM
Aaaaaaand Ron Paul has thrown his hat into the mix....

:lulz:

It's just getting better....

Ron Paul is this century's Harold Stassen.

:lulz:

Always a bridesmaid?

NEVER THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE. :cry:

Maybe we should make it our goal to change that.  For the children.....

The Good Reverend Roger

#128
May 13, 2011, 05:57:14 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 05:49:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 05:12:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 05:01:41 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 04:17:56 PM
Aaaaaaand Ron Paul has thrown his hat into the mix....

:lulz:

It's just getting better....

Ron Paul is this century's Harold Stassen.

:lulz:

Always a bridesmaid?

NEVER THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE. :cry:

Maybe we should make it our goal to change that.  For the children.....

No, it's funnier this way.  We can watch the Paul-tards scream "MONEYBOMB!" every three weeks, screech about meaningless straw polls, and generally whip themselves into a frenzy...and then throw a 6 month tantrum when he inevitably fails to garner even 5 points.

It's becoming a tradition.


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#129
May 13, 2011, 06:12:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 05:57:14 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 05:49:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 05:12:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 05:01:41 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 04:17:56 PM
Aaaaaaand Ron Paul has thrown his hat into the mix....

:lulz:

It's just getting better....

Ron Paul is this century's Harold Stassen.

:lulz:

Always a bridesmaid?

NEVER THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE. :cry:

Maybe we should make it our goal to change that.  For the children.....

No, it's funnier this way.  We can watch the Paul-tards scream "MONEYBOMB!" every three weeks, screech about meaningless straw polls, and generally whip themselves into a frenzy...and then throw a 6 month tantrum when he inevitably fails to garner even 5 points.

It's becoming a tradition.




It's a damn shame Ross Perot is so old.  We really need a completely insane wildcard candidate. 

Oh wait..... :x

LMNO

#130
May 13, 2011, 06:38:33 PM
IS SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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Luna

#131
May 13, 2011, 06:50:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 13, 2011, 06:38:33 PM
IS SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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FUCK, LMNO!  Don't DO that to me at work!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Eater of Clowns

#132
May 13, 2011, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 13, 2011, 06:50:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 13, 2011, 06:38:33 PM
IS SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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FUCK, LMNO!  Don't DO that to me at work!

Yeah, LMNO, it's not that easy to duck out and have a fap.
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Disco Pickle

#133
May 13, 2011, 07:16:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 13, 2011, 06:38:33 PM
IS SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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FUCK YOU I ALMOST GOT TO RE-TASTE MY STEAK LUNCH.





a sadistic part of me requoted this so that this page is one post closer to having this picture on every post.
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Luna

#134
May 13, 2011, 07:18:40 PM
Truth is, she's not gonna run.

No way in HELL is she going to risk having people go over her financial records for the past year.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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