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Started by DiscordianKitty, March 03, 2011, 09:11:13 PM

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DiscordianKitty

March 03, 2011, 09:11:13 PM
I declare Charlie Sheen a Discordian Pope. We have now claimed him whether he'd like us to or not. This gives us one up over the Scientologists, who go through all the effort of trying to convince a celebrity to join their Church. Also, all we need to win is Charlie Sheen.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#1
March 03, 2011, 09:24:07 PM
I think this is more of a Principia Discussion thing.

Do you mind if I move it?
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DiscordianKitty

#2
March 03, 2011, 09:26:45 PM
Not at all.
"Demons have existed [...] for at least as long as the gods, who in many ways they closely resemble.
The difference is basically the same as that between terrorists and freedom fighters." Terry Pratchett, Eric

Respect is earned. So is disrespect.

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LMNO

#3
March 04, 2011, 12:55:23 PM
Could you remind me why we need another drug-fueled self-destructive wife-beating anti-semetic narcissist on our team?


I'd nominate John Cryer, personally.

AFK

#4
March 04, 2011, 01:13:50 PM
How bout we just go the SubG root and recruit ourselves an 80's New Wave icon. 

What's Gary Numan doing these days? 

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LMNO

#5
March 04, 2011, 03:18:02 PM
Touring the Pleasure Principle album.  I saw him a month or so ago.

Telarus

#6
March 04, 2011, 04:19:55 PM
How about we stop arbitrarily 'claiming' Celebrities and go out there and actually recruit a few more like Colbert?
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#7
March 20, 2011, 06:45:33 AM
Quote from: Telarus on March 04, 2011, 04:19:55 PM
How about we stop arbitrarily 'claiming' Celebrities and go out there and actually recruit a few more like Colbert?


Olivia Munn might go for it
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Telarus

#8
March 20, 2011, 06:59:25 AM
See, this is the shit we need.


Care to give a reasoning? Doesn't have to be fully worked out or anything, but what gave you the impulse about Olivia Munn?
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#9
March 29, 2011, 02:21:03 PM
Quote from: Telarus on March 04, 2011, 04:19:55 PM
How about we stop arbitrarily 'claiming' Celebrities and go out there and actually recruit a few more like Colbert?

YES. That's the right vibe, man.

Telarus

#10
March 29, 2011, 08:25:32 PM
Yeah, well, the whole "Miley Circus, DEiscordian0-American Princess" thing that some of the girls that Uncle BadTouch knows kinda starting getting dumb. I saw a lot of bluster and talk, but no action to actually approach Miley or get into her head. That's dumb. And pretty much LARPing instead of Discordia. Then this thread happened.
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Diogenes

#11
April 18, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
The late Lawrence of Arabia.

QuoteIt was ignorance of Arabic which made them so superfluously brave, for the Arabs themselves were loud against the tyrannous sun and the breathlessness; but the test-effect was wholesome; and, for effect, I played about, seeming to enjoy myself.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
April 18, 2011, 08:11:28 PM
Discordia needs celebrities why?
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#13
April 18, 2011, 08:12:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:11:28 PM
Discordia needs celebrities why?

I guess us regulars folk just aren't outlandish enough...  :|

Diogenes

#14
April 18, 2011, 08:15:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:11:28 PM
Discordia needs celebrities why?

Guess.
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