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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Official February Shit List Thread

Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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LMNO

Ah.  One last swipe from the second month of the year.

Turns out that on Monday, my dad experienced supraventricular tachycardia-- That is, his heart rate shot up to over 200bpm, and his blood pressure dropped sharply.  Not a heart attack, but not that cool to have when you're 70.

As it turns out, it's not related to his chemo, and it may never happen again, but then again it just might.  He claims it's not life threatening, but like I said before, he's a 70-year-old cancer patient.


February== :argh!:

Earthbound Spirit

February has been an especially tough month for me.  I fucking hate it.  
I hate everyone.

Kai

This thread always reminds me of those lines from American Pie:

"But February made me shiver / with every paper I delivered / bad news on the doorstep..."
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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