Work is making my brain die a lot inside....

[AFK]

Ask me anything,

Answers may or may not be rational, readable or intelligible, or intelligent for that matter. 

[LMNO]

Where does it all go when it's not there anymore?

[AFK]

Into the realm of non-existence.

Which I approximate is somewhere near the Merck Plant in Biddeford, Maine. 

[Subtract Eight!]

wHY AREN'T YOU WORKING? wHAT DO YOU WORK AS?

btw where's maine and is there a 6pm train i can catch?

[AFK]

wHY AREN'T YOU WORKING?

The gears are stuck.

wHAT DO YOU WORK AS?

Professional Killjoy

btw where's maine and is there a 6pm train i can catch?

Depends on who you ask.  For example, if you were to ask, say, a meteorologist, they would tell you that Maine doesn't exist. 

[AFK]

Another way you can find Maine in three easy steps:

1.  Buy a plane ticket for any destination on the Eastern U.S. Seaboard.

2.  Look and act like a terrorist who might blow up the plane or drive it into a crowd of school children.

3.  Voila!  You'll be in Maine. 

[Cain]

Randolph William Hearst sunk the Maine and then took photos, or something.  It's HISTORICAL FACT

It occurs to me we need a Beck/Alex Jones smiley, for obvious reasons.

[Jasper]

When someone utters a phrase that includes the words "self-referential meta-humor", does that make it self-referential meta-humor?

[Subtract Eight!]

The gears are stuck.

He was taken aback, these new pieces of information, didn't seem to add up.

Professional Killjoy

Or, maybe they did, maybe somehow, his old life was somehow, speaking, to him.

Depends on who you ask.  For example, if you were to ask, say, a meteorologist, they would tell you that Maine doesn't exist.  

It almost made sense now, the cube, the cube of time, it had begun to defy the all powerful rain magics. How would I catch the flight now? Would I land in a land of nothingness? Where was this Maine truly? Or perhaps am I looking for something even bigger than I imagined? Was it perhaps, the Main. The immutable Truth? Or are you on your lunch break perchance?

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

What kind of meat would poop be, if it were delicious?

[AFK]

When someone utters a phrase that includes the words "self-referential meta-humor", does that make it self-referential meta-humor?

Did anyone else hear them utter the phrase?

Was it in the middle of the woods?

Was it perchance in a box with a fox? 

[AFK]

What kind of meat would poop be, if it were delicious?

Bacon Fat soaked Bacon wrapped in Rendered Beef marinated in sheep's blood.

[Telarus]

The gears are stuck.

He was taken aback, these new pieces of information, didn't seem to add up.

Professional Killjoy

Or, maybe they did, maybe somehow, his old life was somehow, speaking, to him.

Depends on who you ask.  For example, if you were to ask, say, a meteorologist, they would tell you that Maine doesn't exist.  

It almost made sense now, the cube, the cube of time, it had begun to defy the all powerful rain magics. How would I catch the flight now? Would I land in a land of nothingness? Where was this Maine truly? Or perhaps am I looking for something even bigger than I imagined? Was it perhaps, the Main. The immutable Truth? Or are you on your lunch break perchance?

I read this while listening to Madrugaga Eterna by KLF..... which is already a cutup of old-scat-talking, floaty electronica string music and train noises.

[Subtract Eight!]

haha that reminds me to get some klf again post-computer restart...

I was going for pseudo film noir detective bladerunner thingy so that worked out p well imo :- ]

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Any chance for the Cards this year without Wainright?