Charlie Sheen

[LMNO]

I'm sorry, but I really want Charlie Sheen to continue to lose his shit. Not that I have any animosity towards the guy, but I want it as a specimen to other mysogynist fucktards with an ego problem, masquerading as a blow addiction:

"Hey Craig/Brandon/Ryan/Tyler/"My Dad, like, totally owns a Toyota dealership", this is how to do it. If you're going to be an absolute piece of shit, be an unapologetic piece of shit, and remind humanity why humanity really doesn't like you. Please go to the nth degree, so we can find you easily, isolate you, and watch you die in a pus-froth explosion of misplaced testosterone. "

I mean, I find Carlos Estevez's method half as annoying as the half-sincere "Ok, I'll do my best to at least appear to have my shit together, further perpetuating the facade that has given so many rohypnol and force-fed alcohol hungover, too-nice-to-press-charges girls a dull aching pain, and undeserved feeling of emptiness as they shuffle into Walgreens to get Plan B. At least in Charlie's circumstance, he's not only fucking himself, but any half-conscious, somewhat aware woman meets him and says "Shit, this is Charlie fucking Sheen. I'm either up for it, or I should leave the bar right now."

See, now THIS I can get behind.

[Luna]

 

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/11/jon-cryer-the-fact-is-im-a-troll/?hpt=T2

[Cain]

China would like us all to know that Charlie Sheen is why we will eventually all speak Mandarin and eat Chop Suey for dinner

http://beijing.globaltimes.cn/two-cents/opinion/2011-03/630731.html

Actor Charlie Sheen is a classic example of the difference in Western and Eastern values and norms.

Ignoring public pleas from his father, Sheen has continued a weeklong media blitz, exhibiting obvious signs of mania. With no firm hand to guide them, Western media has deliberately goaded him into making increasingly delusional statements, more concerned about "winning" higher ratings than Sheen's own sense of pride, or the negative example his brash public admissions about his private sex life and unverifiable international conspiracies could be setting for society.

How many young people have been led astray by Sheen's boasts about his substance abuse and freewheeling sex life? And that was when he was in character on national television, as a randy bachelor in Two and a Half Men.

Sheen attracted 1 million Twitter followers in just 24 hours, yet more evidence that microblogs spread the most unhealthy contagions in society like a disease. Chinese family, coworkers, or the authorities would have taken firm steps to make sure someone like Sheen did not make a public spectacle of himself.

If only Obama and Gates had called in Sheen for a talk, the fall of America could have been avoided.

[Pæs]

He has not only lost face with his public rants, but also crossed a cultural barrier no Chinese can abide.

He ignored his own father's advice to keep quiet, who was once the president of the US. Sheen is a disgrace, unfilial to his father and his fatherland.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.

TIGERS BLOOD


Edit: Hey Unqualified, MY QUANTUMZ WON!!!11

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

He has not only lost face with his public rants, but also crossed a cultural barrier no Chinese can abide.

He ignored his own father's advice to keep quiet, who was once the president of the US. Sheen is a disgrace, unfilial to his father and his fatherland.

He was a damn good President too....

Best Neilson ratings ever.

[Don Coyote]

http://i56.tinypic.com/2vvkeue.jpg

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.

TIGERS BLOOD


Edit: Hey Unqualified, MY QUANTUMZ WON!!!11

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Charlie Sheen just added me as a friend on his official Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZb9772M9Po&feature=channel_video_title

Also haters apparently have "Sheenis Envy"

His youtube is pretty cool. Unlike most official channels he actually talks to people in the comments.

EDIT:

If theres any doubt about this all being a brilliant money making scheme this video should destroy it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WtNwUN928M&feature=channel_video_title

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Charlie Sheen just added me as a friend on his official Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZb9772M9Po&feature=channel_video_title

Also haters apparently have "Sheenis Envy"

His youtube is pretty cool. Unlike most official channels he actually talks to people in the comments.

EDIT:

If theres any doubt about this all being a brilliant money making scheme this video should destroy it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WtNwUN928M&feature=channel_video_title

Dude, that's pathetic. It only reinforces that he is BAT FUCKING SHIT CRAZY.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Charlie Sheen just added me as a friend on his official Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZb9772M9Po&feature=channel_video_title

Also haters apparently have "Sheenis Envy"

His youtube is pretty cool. Unlike most official channels he actually talks to people in the comments.

EDIT:

If theres any doubt about this all being a brilliant money making scheme this video should destroy it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WtNwUN928M&feature=channel_video_title

Dude, that's pathetic. It only reinforces that he is BAT FUCKING SHIT CRAZY.

Which part of the post are you referring to?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Charlie Sheen just added me as a friend on his official Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZb9772M9Po&feature=channel_video_title

Also haters apparently have "Sheenis Envy"

His youtube is pretty cool. Unlike most official channels he actually talks to people in the comments.

EDIT:

If theres any doubt about this all being a brilliant money making scheme this video should destroy it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WtNwUN928M&feature=channel_video_title

Dude, that's pathetic. It only reinforces that he is BAT FUCKING SHIT CRAZY.

Which part of the post are you referring to?

The video you linked to, with the selling of T-shirts. Brilliant money-making scheme? Seriously? It's fucking pitiful.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Charlie Sheen just added me as a friend on his official Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZb9772M9Po&feature=channel_video_title

Also haters apparently have "Sheenis Envy"

His youtube is pretty cool. Unlike most official channels he actually talks to people in the comments.

EDIT:

If theres any doubt about this all being a brilliant money making scheme this video should destroy it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WtNwUN928M&feature=channel_video_title

Dude, that's pathetic. It only reinforces that he is BAT FUCKING SHIT CRAZY.

Which part of the post are you referring to?

The video you linked to, with the selling of T-shirts. Brilliant money-making scheme? Seriously? It's fucking pitiful.

His tour has already sold out and I guarantee you hes making a killing off those T-Shirts.

Dignity < Profits

[Jenne]

His cocaine will fuel his schtick! 

O mighty drug pimp, please supply Charlie so he can make the grade!

Who here wants to place bets he'll have a lot of "sorry, Charlie's sick, can't perform tonight, on doctor's say-so" on this tour?

...anyone?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Charlie Sheen just added me as a friend on his official Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZb9772M9Po&feature=channel_video_title

Also haters apparently have "Sheenis Envy"

His youtube is pretty cool. Unlike most official channels he actually talks to people in the comments.

EDIT:

If theres any doubt about this all being a brilliant money making scheme this video should destroy it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WtNwUN928M&feature=channel_video_title

Dude, that's pathetic. It only reinforces that he is BAT FUCKING SHIT CRAZY.

Which part of the post are you referring to?

The video you linked to, with the selling of T-shirts. Brilliant money-making scheme? Seriously? It's fucking pitiful.

His tour has already sold out and I guarantee you hes making a killing off those T-Shirts.

Dignity < Profits

Oh, no, honey. Just no.

Selling T-shirts is a last-ditch methed-out effort of a formerly high-paid celebrity with no savings to hang onto something lost. I am nothing if not a businesswoman, and while the money he makes off those low-quality shirts may be more than you or I make in a year, it's nowhere near enough to pay the mortgage, and you can guarantee he didn't have a backup plan.

[AliceTheProfessional]

Charlie Sheen just added me as a friend on his official Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZb9772M9Po&feature=channel_video_title

Also haters apparently have "Sheenis Envy"

His youtube is pretty cool. Unlike most official channels he actually talks to people in the comments.

EDIT:

If theres any doubt about this all being a brilliant money making scheme this video should destroy it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WtNwUN928M&feature=channel_video_title

Dude, that's pathetic. It only reinforces that he is BAT FUCKING SHIT CRAZY.

Which part of the post are you referring to?

The video you linked to, with the selling of T-shirts. Brilliant money-making scheme? Seriously? It's fucking pitiful.

uh oh, someones got a case of the mondays