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Weird Food Observations
« on: March 11, 2011, 06:25:39 pm »
I just noticed that day old coffee, microwaved until past boiling, and diluted with a bit of water tastes EXACTLY like powdered coffee.

ITT weird food observations.

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Re: Weird Food Observations
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 06:42:27 pm »
I took a sip of my guava juice right after a few spoonfuls of chicken-black bean soup and my mouth tasted exactly like Big Red gum.
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2011, 06:45:25 pm »
I took a sip of Richter's new "Weapon X" and...  Well, I couldn't taste anything for the next three days, really...  (At least nobody voiced concerns about me yarking in the sink, I did better than Herbert, anyway...)
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Re: Weird Food Observations
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2011, 07:50:30 pm »
If you eat lettuce and potato chips together, it tastes like peanuts.
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Re: Weird Food Observations
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2011, 07:54:05 pm »
If you eat lettuce and potato chips together, it tastes like peanuts.

that actually makes a weird sort of sense, when you think about it.
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Re: Weird Food Observations
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2011, 08:21:47 pm »
graham crackers dipped in ketchup taste like the candy 'Boston Baked Beans'

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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2011, 09:30:38 pm »
Freeky's Tomato Apocalypse Soup does not change in odor as it passes through your body.
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Re: Weird Food Observations
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2011, 01:03:50 am »
Freeky's Tomato Apocalypse Soup Ambrosia does not change in odor as it passes through your body.

My soup is is nothing like an apocalypse! :evilmad:

But this statement is otherwise correct. :lol:

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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2011, 01:56:50 am »
Freeky's Tomato Apocalypse Soup Ambrosia does not change in odor as it passes through your body.

My soup is is nothing like an apocalypse! :evilmad:

But this statement is otherwise correct. :lol:

Your soup is a national calamity.  If it wasn't so damn good, I'd turn you into the Hague for Geneva Convention violations coming OUT OF MY ASS.
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Re: Weird Food Observations
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2011, 01:58:13 am »
Actually, I think I'll call it "Freeky's Western Front Tomato/Garlic War Crime Soup."
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2011, 02:00:02 am »
Freeky's Tomato Apocalypse Soup Ambrosia does not change in odor as it passes through your body.

My soup is is nothing like an apocalypse! :evilmad:

But this statement is otherwise correct. :lol:

Your soup is a national calamity.  If it wasn't so damn good, I'd turn you into the Hague for Geneva Convention violations coming OUT OF MY ASS.

You don't have the BAUWLS to do it.  

Actually, I think I'll call it "Freeky's Western Front Tomato/Garlic War Crime Soup."

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: And so it was. But just like the Canadians in WWII, you forgot about the onions. :( Poor onions.

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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2011, 02:02:32 am »
At least you don't do the Keelin thing.

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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2011, 02:03:47 am »
 :lulz:  No, you do that to yourself when I make stuff.

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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2011, 02:07:48 am »
:lulz:  No, you do that to yourself when I make stuff.

"HEY, CRUNCHY!"

*eats ghost pepper, falls on floor and starts convulsing*
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2011, 02:10:03 am »
:lulz:  No, you do that to yourself when I make stuff.

"HEY, CRUNCHY!"

*eats ghost pepper, falls on floor and starts convulsing*

I don't know if you're making fun of that one time I ate that dried chili pepper at that one chinese restarurant that one time (you weren't there, but I told you the story), or if you're talking about when you've gone and eaten a ghost pepper.  Wasn't that in viindaloo?