Religous Argumentationating

[The Good Reverend Roger]

ROGER

IT HURTS!!

There's nothing to be done about it.  This is the 21st century, and one of the tribulations our foul species has earned from an angry God is a plague of patchouli-stinking Pagans with but a nodding aquaintance to personal hygiene, waddling around all "skyclad" and making us all turn to substandard drugs. 

But I thought you were a rain god... can't you wash away the smell?

I can, but I won't.  I warned you mahdjgickgque guys this would happen, but you wouldn't listen.  Now you see the wrath of an offended universe.  It's the logical end result of treating this shit as anything other than an object of scorn.

A merciful God would blind you in the bargain...But mercy isn't in my ideom, so you'll have to walk around LOOKING at this shit.  In fact, if I could be arsed, I'd pin all of your eyes open.

Looks like its time for me to whip out mah sigils then.

Now where is that KY...

YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE ON YOURSELF!
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[pH]

Saying "the sad part" is called "subtly ridiculing tests"
With shopenhauer and kant, its assuming shopenhauer is right, and then using kant to prove all people are Immoral, not moral.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Saying "the sad part" is called "subtly ridiculing tests"
With shopenhauer and kant, its assuming shopenhauer is right, and then using kant to prove all people are Immoral, not moral.

Immoral, moral, ammoral....

....still monkeys....  ook ook

[Phox]

Saying "the sad part" is called "subtly ridiculing tests"
With shopenhauer and kant, its assuming shopenhauer is right, and then using kant to prove all people are Immoral, not moral.

Because you can just use two completely different ideologies and mix and match as you please, right? 

[pH]

Hells yes. I have little to no justification for it, nor do i have any kind of expertise or degree to prove i'm correct, but Ill keep it anyway.
Like that hoverboard idea. Any electrical engineers here?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Saying "the sad part" is called "subtly ridiculing tests"
With shopenhauer and kant, its assuming shopenhauer is right, and then using kant to prove all people are Immoral, not moral.

Because you can just use two completely different ideologies and mix and match as you please, right? 

"I'M AN ECLECTIC PAGAN AND I WORSHIP LOKI AND MORRIGAN AND SOME GOD FROM EGYPT THAT TAPPED ME, CALLED BAST.  ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM?"

Because the "eclectic" is the hipster of the Pagan world.  "I was all into The Lord and Lady until they sold out and went commercial.  Now I'm into underground Gods."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hells yes. I have little to no justification for it, nor do i have any kind of expertise or degree to prove i'm correct, but Ill keep it anyway.
Like that hoverboard idea. Any electrical engineers here?

Only works over ferrous metal.  Sorry.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Hells yes. I have little to no justification for it, nor do i have any kind of expertise or degree to prove i'm correct, but Ill keep it anyway.
Like that hoverboard idea. Any electrical engineers here?

Only works over ferrous metal.  Sorry.

That's abuse of Ferrets. I know they are magical and can help your hoverboards float... but its no excuse!

[pH]

Well, the idea is more of creating a solenoid and putting ionized air through it with one half airtight, in the hopes that it will be repelled by the magnetic field and achieve 1-2PSI, over a relatively wide surface area.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Well, the idea is more of creating a solenoid and putting ionized air through it with one half airtight, in the hopes that it will be repelled by the magnetic field and achieve 1-2PSI, over a relatively wide surface area.

Oh yeah, great idea!

[Phox]

Hells yes. I have little to no justification for it, nor do i have any kind of expertise or degree to prove i'm correct, but Ill keep it anyway.
Like that hoverboard idea. Any electrical engineers here?

Okay. Let me explain my education to you. I have degrees in Linguistics and Philosophy. I'm currently studying Classics and Philosophy. So, I DO have expertise here, though, to be perfectly, my primary area of expertise is in Ancient and Hellenistic philosophy, I am familiar with the modern philosophers. So. No. You, my friend, have come to the wrong place to peddle bullshit. 

Saying "the sad part" is called "subtly ridiculing tests"
With shopenhauer and kant, its assuming shopenhauer is right, and then using kant to prove all people are Immoral, not moral.

Because you can just use two completely different ideologies and mix and match as you please, right? 

"I'M AN ECLECTIC PAGAN AND I WORSHIP LOKI AND MORRIGAN AND SOME GOD FROM EGYPT THAT TAPPED ME, CALLED BAST.  ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM?"

Because the "eclectic" is the hipster of the Pagan world.  "I was all into The Lord and Lady until they sold out and went commercial.  Now I'm into underground Gods."

[Phox]

Well, the idea is more of creating a solenoid and putting ionized air through it with one half airtight, in the hopes that it will be repelled by the magnetic field and achieve 1-2PSI, over a relatively wide surface area.

Again. You use words you don't really understand. You should really stop doing that.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Ok, I'm off... gotta go get prepped for a deposition by some lawyers. Should be a barrel of laughs.

Have fun with the n00b.

[pH]

Solenoid- electromagnet without a core, Ionized air- charged ions of air
The problem with the concept is the fact that the magnetic field of a solenoid spins.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, the idea is more of creating a solenoid and putting ionized air through it with one half airtight, in the hopes that it will be repelled by the magnetic field and achieve 1-2PSI, over a relatively wide surface area.

Creating a solenoid?   

Do you even know what a solenoid is?  You can go to Grainger and buy one for $90.  It's a fucking valve.  And ionized air isn't going to do jack shit.  And even if it did, your board would have to be 20 feet on a side to lift an average person an inch off the ground at 1-2 PSI...NOT including the air compressor and ionizer.

FFS.