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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 15, 2011, 03:31:02 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

My cousin went into the sausage business, but he couldn't make ends meat.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

My brother got a job in an orange juice factory, but he got canned.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
My brother got a job in an orange juice factory, but he got canned.

My uncle worked in a watch factory, but he just stood around making faces all day.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:31:02 PM
My cousin went into the sausage business, but he couldn't make ends meat.   :sad:

The brat could've done wurst. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
My brother got a job in an orange juice factory, but he got canned.

I don't believe you, sounds like pulp fiction. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

Ah, back to normal.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 03:42:39 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
My brother got a job in an orange juice factory, but he got canned.

I don't believe you, sounds like pulp fiction. 

It's true!  They said he couldn't concentrate...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:46:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 03:42:39 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
My brother got a job in an orange juice factory, but he got canned.

I don't believe you, sounds like pulp fiction. 

It's true!  They said he couldn't concentrate...

Just needed a little more zest in his life. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 03:48:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:46:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 03:42:39 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
My brother got a job in an orange juice factory, but he got canned.

I don't believe you, sounds like pulp fiction. 

It's true!  They said he couldn't concentrate...

Just needed a little more zest in his life. 

Bite into the zest too deeply, though, and you find that a rind is a terrible thing to taste.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:44:46 PM
Ah, back to normal.   :lulz:

This!!

This thread makes me very happy!!!  :lulz:

Richter

A cousin of mine worked at a sardine cannery, I always thought he was up to something fishy.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Richter on March 15, 2011, 04:45:11 PM
A cousin of mine worked at a sardine cannery, I always thought he was up to something fishy.

EELS HERE!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 15, 2011, 04:45:11 PM
A cousin of mine worked at a sardine cannery, I always thought he was up to something fishy.

EELS HERE!

That's a Moray!
            /
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 15, 2011, 04:45:11 PM
A cousin of mine worked at a sardine cannery, I always thought he was up to something fishy.

EELS HERE!

That's a Moray!
            /


This zap gun tries
to poke out both your eyes
that's a Moe-Ray.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Placid Dingo

Quote from: Richter on March 15, 2011, 04:45:11 PM
A cousin of mine worked at a sardine cannery, I always thought he was up to something fishy.

Mine fell in the river while fishing for them. I wonder what he's doing currently.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.