Have Blog, What Do?

[Phox]

So, out of boredom, I started a word press account. How shall I abuse it for my own amusement?

[Jasper]

Post the collected works of hirley0 and present it all as leaked CIA documents.  Xpost on conspiracy theory forums.

[Phox]

 

[Eater of Clowns]

Blog tradition dictates that you update frequently, perhaps several times a day, over the course of a week or two before slowly tapering off, updating maybe once a week, then finally either disregarding it entirely or forgetting that it ever existed but for some time later when it pops into your head while thinking about something else, contemplate starting it back up again and perhaps even do, finally stopping altogether and never returning.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, out of boredom, I started a word press account. How shall I abuse it for my own amusement?

Poe's Law, of course.

[Phox]

So, far, I've got conspiracy theorist and Poe's Law. Why I don't just make it the Official Teabaggin' 4 Jesus blog? Then I can do BOTH! 

[Disco Pickle]

So, out of boredom, I started a word press account. How shall I abuse it for my own amusement?

your role is a zealously religious liberal who thinks that the best compromise on the abortion issue is to outlaw abortion, but use tax dollars to fund "birthing clinics" for women to have their unwanted children, who are then adopted into organic farming communes.

I have more to this character flitting around in my head but It's quitting time and I'm headed home.  More later.

[LMNO]

Blog tradition dictates that you update frequently, perhaps several times a day, over the course of a week or two before slowly tapering off, updating maybe once a week, then finally either disregarding it entirely or forgetting that it ever existed but for some time later when it pops into your head while thinking about something else, contemplate starting it back up again and perhaps even do, finally stopping altogether and never returning.

You've been reading my blog, haven't you?

[Cain]

Pretend your opinion really really matters, just like 99.9% of people blogging.

If you ever have any children, remember to put lots of pictures of them up, and tell stories which will used a decade down the line by vicious classmates to mock them into suicide.

Talk about how you're really poor all the time, then about how you spent all your money on expensive gadgets. 

Don't beg for money, but make meaningful comments about having ramen for dinner again (links to the above).

Remember that a suitable response to any and all criticism is a legal challenge.

[Rumckle]

Blog about your bowel movements. Include pictures.

[hooplala]

We need a blog devoted to the daily occurrences in the life of Nicholas Cage.

[Cain]

http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/ ?

[hooplala]

http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/ ?

Nevermind Phox, my tastes have been satiated.

[AFK]

Blog about your bowel movements. Include pictures.

Blog about your vowel movements.  Unclide puctires.

[LMNO]

I don't know if that counts as a pun, but I can feel the dark pit of despair opening in my heart once again....