Noted healthcare experts at FreeRepublic have decided obesity isn't real

[Cain]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2689296/posts

And if obesity did exist, it would be due to some kind of infection and/or a secret government program to take over people's lives by telling them what to do.  The fascists.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Since the anti-obesity campaign is allegedly motivated by scientific findings, it would seem reasonable and prudent to make doubly sure that those claims are factual and trustworthy. Yet, we continue to find that the case against obesity is significantly flawed. Not only are the claims of an obesity epidemic often wildly exaggerated, but the science linking weight to unfavourable mortality outcomes is also frequently nonexistent or distorted.

These people have never been to WalMart.

Anybody who cannot acknowledge the epidemic of obesity in our time is brain dead. The consequences of obesity are huge and understated: obese people actually have brains that are 10% smaller than weight appropriate individuals.

I'm sorry, I was mistaken.... They are the people at WalMart.

[Jenne]

Oh good gawd.

[Luna]

Freepers.  I'm not sure any of them actually maintain their own brains, they just sublet a corner of Glenn Beck's.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Michelle Obama pointed out an obvious problem.

Ergo, the freepers are religiously required to state that the problem doesn't exist.

[Jenne]

I think the Obamas should start saying we don't need to give more Fed dollars to oil companies, big banking businesses and the like.  Stop welfare and no free education or health care, ever, for Americans.

See what happens.

[Luna]

I think the Obamas should start saying we don't need to give more Fed dollars to oil companies, big banking businesses and the like.  Stop welfare and no free education or health care, ever, for Americans.

See what happens.

I am NOT scraping Freeper brains off the ceilings.  Yes, there's not MUCH to make a mess, but, ew, do you know where they've BEEN?