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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #180 on: May 02, 2013, 08:22:39 pm »
I has a present for you. I'm going to try this when I have the time:

http://kungenomajkis.blogspot.se/2013/04/virkad-doskallesjal-med-monster.html



That's puuuuurty! :D

Wow. that is cool!

now i need to make the translation from swedish to american crochet terms make sense so I can convert it to english crochet terms.

when you've done this, pls to post instructions here. P3nTGF will make this for me or suffer unimaginable wrath

Just remember, she's the one with the hook for which to stab. :P
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« Reply #181 on: May 03, 2013, 01:34:48 am »
dude, just search for crochet skull applique uk terms and ask her nicely.
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« Reply #182 on: May 03, 2013, 10:01:02 am »
dude, just search for crochet skull applique uk terms and ask her nicely.

I don't do "nicely" but I'm pretty sure a few of my signature tantrums with a side order of emotional blackmail will get the job done  :evil:
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« Reply #183 on: July 06, 2013, 04:12:44 pm »
Hey hookers,

Leisure Arts is having a 35% site-wide sale on pattern books for crochet, knit, quilting, etc. This includes their eBooks. Of which I just scored a few. >.> There's also a warehouse clearing sale for the dead-tree versions. Which are priced ridiculous things like $.95 and so on. Just an FYI.

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« Reply #185 on: August 31, 2013, 01:32:18 am »
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« Reply #186 on: September 07, 2013, 03:08:44 am »
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« Reply #187 on: November 11, 2013, 05:15:34 pm »
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« Reply #188 on: November 11, 2013, 06:21:44 pm »
your muted colours granny square is teh sex.
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« Reply #189 on: November 12, 2013, 12:34:50 am »
your muted colours granny square is teh sex.

Thank you. The half-granny made a lovely shawl for a friend.
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« Reply #190 on: December 21, 2013, 05:48:02 pm »
http://twistedsifter.com/2013/07/mister-rogers-statue-crocheted-sweater-pittsburgh/

So apparently all the sweaters Mr. Rogers wore on his show were hand-knit by his mother. Which explains the elaborate scene changing in to one every day episode. Gotta take care of those things. Someone made a sweater for his statue in PA.




http://twistedsifter.com/2013/04/the-crochet-coral-reef-project/

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The Crochet Coral Reef (CCR) is a project by the Institute For Figuring, a non-profit Los-Angeles based organization that pioneers creative new methods for engaging the public about scientific and environmental issues by putting people and communities at the core.

The CCR is a project that resides at the intersection of mathematics, marine biology, handicraft and community art practice, and also responds to the environmental crisis of global warming and the escalating problem of oceanic plastic trash. It has been exhibited in art and science museums worldwide, including the Andy Warhol Museum (Pittsburgh), The Hayward (London), the Science Gallery (Dublin), and the Smithsonianís National Museum of Natural History (Washington D.C.) Seen by more than three million people, the CCR is one of the largest participatory science + art projects in the world.




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« Reply #191 on: December 21, 2013, 07:15:31 pm »
http://twistedsifter.com/2013/07/mister-rogers-statue-crocheted-sweater-pittsburgh/

So apparently all the sweaters Mr. Rogers wore on his show were hand-knit by his mother. Which explains the elaborate scene changing in to one every day episode. Gotta take care of those things. Someone made a sweater for his statue in PA.




I am strictly FOR this assbaggery.

Mr Rogers was arguably the most moral and good American in our entire history, even if he didn't have as visible an impact as other people did.  Anytime people do something neat in his memory, I feel better about people for a while.
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« Reply #192 on: December 21, 2013, 07:23:48 pm »
http://twistedsifter.com/2013/07/mister-rogers-statue-crocheted-sweater-pittsburgh/

So apparently all the sweaters Mr. Rogers wore on his show were hand-knit by his mother. Which explains the elaborate scene changing in to one every day episode. Gotta take care of those things. Someone made a sweater for his statue in PA.




I am strictly FOR this assbaggery.

Mr Rogers was arguably the most moral and good American in our entire history, even if he didn't have as visible an impact as other people did.  Anytime people do something neat in his memory, I feel better about people for a while.

Agreed. He encouraged other people to be better and he lived the example. Almost no one does. It is inspiring.
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« Reply #193 on: December 21, 2013, 07:36:53 pm »

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http://twistedsifter.com/2013/04/the-crochet-coral-reef-project/

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The Crochet Coral Reef (CCR) is a project by the Institute For Figuring, a non-profit Los-Angeles based organization that pioneers creative new methods for engaging the public about scientific and environmental issues by putting people and communities at the core.

The CCR is a project that resides at the intersection of mathematics, marine biology, handicraft and community art practice, and also responds to the environmental crisis of global warming and the escalating problem of oceanic plastic trash. It has been exhibited in art and science museums worldwide, including the Andy Warhol Museum (Pittsburgh), The Hayward (London), the Science Gallery (Dublin), and the Smithsonianís National Museum of Natural History (Washington D.C.) Seen by more than three million people, the CCR is one of the largest participatory science + art projects in the world.






This is also really cool - gf is working with yarn/knitting as community project and also lives in LA - score  :)
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« Reply #194 on: December 21, 2013, 07:47:40 pm »
Sweet! :) It is such a useful and versatile craft, the wielding of yarn and hooked and/or pointy sticks.
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