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« Reply #210 on: March 04, 2014, 06:59:04 pm »


There is nothing so beautiful as the despair in a puppy's eyes when it's forced to wear a sheep costume. Bowahahaha!!!!!!
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« Reply #211 on: March 13, 2014, 09:30:24 pm »
Drama update : My friend's kid got to go home a few days ago. Making good progress.

Yarn-y update :

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« Reply #212 on: March 14, 2014, 02:21:56 am »
That's pretty, and I'm so glad to hear that the kid is going home.
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« Reply #213 on: March 14, 2014, 03:39:50 am »
That's pretty, and I'm so glad to hear that the kid is going home.

Me too. It was a fucking mess for awhile and . . . yeah. It's such, such good news.
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« Reply #214 on: March 31, 2014, 07:26:07 am »
Be prepared, PD. Eventually I will follow my larval bretheren and cocoon myself. Who knows what I will become when I emerge. A cashmere butterfly with laserbeam antennae? A qiviut moth that shoots poison darts from a weaponized proboscis? Only time will tell.

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« Reply #215 on: October 05, 2014, 04:27:53 am »
Did not, in fact, cocoon myself. But I'm thinking that's how I want to be buried.

Can't find/didn't look too hard my other crochet thread so I'm updating this one with some shit. Sue me.

First, what's cool.

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/07/animal-and-insect-sculptures-wrapped-in-crocheted-webbing-by-joana-vasconcelos/



http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2011/04/invasive-crochet-lace-doilies-and-razor-wire/



Awesome shit, there, I think. Gives me plans for my evil lair once I get the moat finished.

That website has some other stuff that's pretty awesome-sauce, too. Including Olek's latest wacky trick. I like it, I love it, I want some more of it.

Second, what's SO NOT COOL OMFG.






Kill it with fire. Buuuuuuuuuuuurn it. It's probably acrylic so it will melt to skin, best remove it from the models before burning.
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« Reply #216 on: October 06, 2014, 01:01:19 am »


The insect is AMAZING.
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« Reply #217 on: October 07, 2014, 02:59:05 pm »


That is seriously beautiful!

I love bright colors like that. I think maybe it's 80's childhood nostalgia? I don't know but that style of design does me in.

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« Reply #218 on: October 07, 2014, 07:15:07 pm »
This thread is awesome (no pun intended (I always wanted to say that))!
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« Reply #219 on: October 10, 2014, 04:19:26 am »
The cocoon thing you did with the pictures is wonderful.
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« Reply #220 on: February 19, 2017, 08:24:16 am »
Hi
Did you done it yourself. That's nice piece of work. Well done, I have tried to do this myself but that's just not for me. I don't have a skills at all.

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