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Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
« Reply #75 on: March 27, 2011, 07:17:00 pm »
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
« Reply #76 on: March 27, 2011, 10:20:29 pm »
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Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
« Reply #77 on: March 28, 2011, 02:57:02 am »


 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: WTF?

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Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
« Reply #78 on: April 07, 2011, 06:21:53 am »



Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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« Reply #79 on: April 07, 2011, 06:28:14 am »


This made me fucking GUFFAW and I don't even know what the hell it means!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
« Reply #80 on: April 07, 2011, 06:29:37 am »
I don't either. I really fucking don't. Sometimes memes get jumbled in my head and shit like this happens.
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« Reply #81 on: April 13, 2011, 01:49:56 am »
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« Reply #82 on: April 13, 2011, 02:26:10 am »
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Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
« Reply #83 on: April 13, 2011, 02:32:21 am »
One could do worse than be a swinger of birches



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Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
« Reply #85 on: April 13, 2011, 01:54:24 pm »
THAT, DEAR BLIGHT, WAS A MASTERPIECE!

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« Reply #86 on: April 13, 2011, 03:40:36 pm »
THAT, DEAR BLIGHT, WAS A MASTERPIECE!

Originally I was going to just have RWHN with a tomahawk saying birches don't know about my tomahawk, but when I googled birches, Robert Frost of course came up, and I was like, of fuck yes, that's going in there.
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« Reply #87 on: April 15, 2011, 11:36:18 pm »
I oopsed all over my imageshack....  :cry:

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« Reply #88 on: April 15, 2011, 11:38:21 pm »
One could do worse than be a swinger of birches


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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
« Reply #89 on: April 17, 2011, 04:50:59 am »
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.