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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, March 22, 2011, 06:53:07 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

March 22, 2011, 06:53:07 AM
I listened to your voicemail through my headphones at work today. Three people walked by as I made loud audible sounds that, to me, were laughter. To them, more like screaming.
They gave me a strange sort of look and I kept laughing.. only with the angry eyes.

Because of you, three more people in the world are terrified of and confused by me.
Good work, sir. Good work.

Now if you'll excuse me, I hear the sound of snoring in the other room which means it's bedtime. Or as I like to call it, lay in bed all night and listen to snoring time.

LMNO

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March 22, 2011, 12:05:36 PM
What I love about it is when he gets really mad, the Newfoundland starts creeping back into his voice.

Be warned, Roger.  I've saved most of your voicemails, and one day I'm going to do a massive dubstep mix combining all of them.

The Good Reverend Roger

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March 22, 2011, 02:08:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 22, 2011, 12:05:36 PM
What I love about it is when he gets really mad, the Newfoundland starts creeping back into his voice.

Be warned, Roger.  I've saved most of your voicemails, and one day I'm going to do a massive dubstep mix combining all of them.

I will saint your arse the moment you post it.

Also, when I get smashed, my brogue is completely Newfie, to the point where I need subtitles.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

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March 22, 2011, 02:08:56 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 22, 2011, 06:53:07 AM
I listened to your voicemail through my headphones at work today. Three people walked by as I made loud audible sounds that, to me, were laughter. To them, more like screaming.
They gave me a strange sort of look and I kept laughing.. only with the angry eyes.

Because of you, three more people in the world are terrified of and confused by me.
Good work, sir. Good work.

Now if you'll excuse me, I hear the sound of snoring in the other room which means it's bedtime. Or as I like to call it, lay in bed all night and listen to snoring time.

I think that means we win.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Doktor Howl

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April 21, 2015, 05:12:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 22, 2011, 12:05:36 PM
What I love about it is when he gets really mad, the Newfoundland starts creeping back into his voice.

Be warned, Roger.  I've saved most of your voicemails, and one day I'm going to do a massive dubstep mix combining all of them.

This was never a thing.  Which bitterly disappoints me.
Molon Lube

LMNO

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April 21, 2015, 06:10:36 PM
Oh, did it become One Day, and no one told me?

Doktor Howl

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April 21, 2015, 07:01:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 21, 2015, 06:10:36 PM
Oh, did it become One Day, and no one told me?

Nope.  One Day is out there with "When the alert at the airport goes to green".
Molon Lube
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