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WTF You're Eating That?!

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, March 23, 2011, 02:32:52 PM

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tyrannosaurus vex

March 23, 2011, 02:32:52 PM
Sorry. I'm a terrible cook, but I still get hungry.

This dish is called Yellow Pig.

* * * * * * * * * * *

1. COOK PORK IN VEGETABLE OIL BECAUSE THAT'S HEALTHIER.


2. HMMM. WANT TO CLOG ARTERIES MORE. WHAT CAN YOU DO? OH.


3. COVER FOR A MINUTE.


4. SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT ARTERY CLOGGING ABILITY OF SALT BY ITSELF. NEEDS MORE CHOLESTEROL.

HMMM.

5. YES WHY NOT?


6. IS TOO YELLOW. NEEDS SOME WHITE FOR NO REASON.

NOTE: WARM TORTILLA DIRECTLY ON BURNER FOR ADDED AUTHENTICITY.

7. WELL HERE GOES. USES PLASTIC PLATE BECAUSE CHINA IS FOR CHUMPS.
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Don Coyote

#1
March 23, 2011, 02:34:51 PM
Would eat.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
March 23, 2011, 02:45:22 PM
It looks completely edible and made me briefly sad for Mr. Language's apartment.

tip: vegetable oil is not healthier. They have been lying to you this whole time. Vegetable oil is poison; use lard or palm oil.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#3
March 23, 2011, 02:48:34 PM
Looks good, I'd eat it.
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DECI4

#4
December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM Last Edit: December 06, 2011, 09:10:08 AM by DECI4
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
December 06, 2011, 01:49:52 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

IRL, you don't need the "cheddar".   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#6
December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?
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LMNO

#7
December 06, 2011, 04:42:01 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

u mad bro?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
December 06, 2011, 04:48:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 06, 2011, 04:42:01 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

u mad bro?

ITT n00btroll tries to troll a guy who flipped out and flounced months ago.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#9
December 06, 2011, 04:53:44 PM
Who was the OP ITT anyway?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#10
December 06, 2011, 04:57:34 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#11
December 06, 2011, 05:09:24 PM
Oh, yeah. I've lost track of his flounces.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

DECI4

#12
December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?

Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
December 06, 2011, 08:31:52 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?

Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.

You sound...upset, brother.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

DECI4

#14
December 06, 2011, 08:33:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 08:31:52 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?

Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.

You sound...upset, brother.

*yawns*
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg
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