CRAMULUS

[Freeky]

I hope you fuck yourself over.  I really do.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Actually, my money for college complaints have become irrelevant, PSAT scores qualified for nqmst scholarship + Florida bright futures scholarship, so I'm guaranteed almost completely free state college via academic merit

...And you still haven't figured out the period key.

ATTN, LMNO:  You are a fucking genius.  That link was spot on.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I hope you fuck yourself over.  I really do.

He's a bag of wind.  A pompous fraud.  Jesus Christ, the guy hasn't stopped bragging since he got here, and 99% of it is 169% guaranteed bullshit.

[Freeky]

Actually, my money for college complaints have become irrelevant, PSAT scores qualified for nqmst scholarship + Florida bright futures scholarship, so I'm guaranteed almost completely free state college via academic merit

...And you still haven't figured out the period key.

ATTN, LMNO:  You are a fucking genius.  That link was spot on.

Yeah it was.

I hope you fuck yourself over.  I really do.

He's a bag of wind.  A pompous fraud.  Jesus Christ, the guy hasn't stopped bragging since he got here, and 99% of it is 169% guaranteed bullshit.

Probably true, but he still doesn't deserve any help. Whiny little bitch ought to get what's coming to him.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Probably true, but he still doesn't deserve any help. Whiny little bitch ought to get what's coming to him.

This sort of thing is typically a self-correcting problem.

[Freeky]

Probably true, but he still doesn't deserve any help. Whiny little bitch ought to get what's coming to him.

This sort of thing is typically a self-correcting problem.

Yes, you are probably right.

[Suu]

Actually, my money for college complaints have become irrelevant, PSAT scores qualified for nqmst scholarship + Florida bright futures scholarship, so I'm guaranteed almost completely free state college via academic merit

Yes. And you probably went to Florida International or Florida Atlantic instead of one of the real fucking state schools. Wait, let me guess...you didn't graduate in the top 10 percentile of your class to be automatically admitted to any state school, did you? Either way, you have a free ride on the Merit Scholarship AND you're bitching about living at home?!

Jesus fucking Christ.

-Suu
Why yes, I know how that shit works...
Bright Futures Recipient
Florida Merit Scholar Recipient
Florida State University Alum
Educated PRE-NCLB, you obviously, not so much. Thank u. Drive thru.

[Don Coyote]

Wait...they give out scholarships for the PSAT? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have posted a thread on financial aid. Live it, learn it, love it. I will answer any question that is thrown at me.

I suspect we diverge after reading this thread that I wasn't considering loans to be financial aid.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Wait...they give out scholarships for the PSAT? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huh?


Wait, WHAT THE FUCK?

I ranked in the top 1 percentile on that shit! Where the fuck is my filthy lucre?!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Wait...they give out scholarships for the PSAT? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was waiting for that.   

[Da6s]

Probably true, but he still doesn't deserve any help. Whiny little bitch ought to get what's coming to him.

The herpes results will come back positive soon enough. Always do.

[Suu]

Wait...they give out scholarships for the PSAT? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. They don't.

In Florida if you maintain a certain average GPA (I think a 3.1) you're automatically given a Florida Merit Scholarship, which can cover 75-100% of your tuition at any state school. If you maintain over a 3.5 into Senior Year, you automatically get the Bright Futures Scholarship, which is 100% cost of attendance at any state school, and then, if you're REALLY fucking awesome and graduate within the top 10% of your class, you're automatically provisionally admitted into any state school (you still have to apply and meet whatever additional requirements the schools have for specific majors...but you're pretty much in, and your app fees are waived.)

Now, they may have changed that since I went to school there, but their university system is/was/sometimes still rocks. It's just a pity that everyone is convinced that Floridians are inherently stupid thanks to Fark.com, and Sparky here doesn't exactly help bust the mold, if ya'll know what I'm saying.

[Da6s]

Wait...they give out scholarships for the PSAT? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. They don't.

In Florida if you maintain a certain GPA you're automatically given a Florida Merit Scholarship, which can cover 75-100% of your tuition at any state school. If you maintain over a 3.5 into Senior Year, you automatically get the Bright Futures Scholarship, which is 100% cost of attendance at any state school, and then, if you're REALLY fucking awesome and graduate within the top 10% of your class, you're automatically provisionally admitted into any state school (you still have to apply and meet whatever additional requirements the schools have for specific majors...but you're pretty much in, and your app fees are waived.)

Now, they may have changed that since I went to school there, but their university system is/was/sometimes still rocks. It's just a pity that everyone is convinced that Floridians are inherently stupid thanks to Fark.com, and Sparky here doesn't exactly help bust the mold, if ya'll know what I'm saying.

Well, the trailer park meth making rednecks in northern FL (which Fark mostly mocks) are indeed inherently stupid. Hell, about 30 minutes south on I-75 from the border of GA is the biggest fuck all stars and bars johnny reb flag i've ever seen.

[Suu]

Wait...they give out scholarships for the PSAT? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. They don't.

In Florida if you maintain a certain GPA you're automatically given a Florida Merit Scholarship, which can cover 75-100% of your tuition at any state school. If you maintain over a 3.5 into Senior Year, you automatically get the Bright Futures Scholarship, which is 100% cost of attendance at any state school, and then, if you're REALLY fucking awesome and graduate within the top 10% of your class, you're automatically provisionally admitted into any state school (you still have to apply and meet whatever additional requirements the schools have for specific majors...but you're pretty much in, and your app fees are waived.)

Now, they may have changed that since I went to school there, but their university system is/was/sometimes still rocks. It's just a pity that everyone is convinced that Floridians are inherently stupid thanks to Fark.com, and Sparky here doesn't exactly help bust the mold, if ya'll know what I'm saying.

Well, the trailer park meth making rednecks in northern FL (which Fark mostly mocks) are indeed inherently stupid. Hell, about 30 minutes south on I-75 from the border of GA and there's the biggest fuck all stars and bars johnny reb flag i've ever seen.

FACT: Jacksonville and anywhere along the Suwanee River are NOT Florida. You're still in Georgia and Alabama, the song just lies to you.