CRAMULUS

[Cramulus]

The fuck did he go? PLEASE TELL ME HE ISN'T STARTING A CULT SOMEWHERE

I don't have time for that shit.

nah I just got bored


made some shifts in my priorities and routine. Catapulted myself into a new head space and didn't look back.  



something something black iron prison

[East Coast Hustle]

I got the distinct impression from the show that moose could often be found lumbering through the forest in a foul mood, muttering under their breath and looking for trouble.

This is, in fact, 100% accurate. Though they tend to like swampy wooded lowlands more than proper forests. That's why they LOVE to ambush you as the road takes a blind curve at the bottom of a hill.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

The fuck did he go? PLEASE TELL ME HE ISN'T STARTING A CULT SOMEWHERE

I don't have time for that shit.

nah I just got bored


made some shifts in my priorities and routine. Catapulted myself into a new head space and didn't look back.  



something something black iron prison

YAY!!!! Its a Moustache with a Cram under it!!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The fuck did he go? PLEASE TELL ME HE ISN'T STARTING A CULT SOMEWHERE

I don't have time for that shit.

nah I just got bored


made some shifts in my priorities and routine. Catapulted myself into a new head space and didn't look back.  



something something black iron prison

YAY!!!! Its a Moustache with a Cram under it!!!

AND WE'RE ALL BORING!  YAY!

[East Coast Hustle]

Yeah, we'll try to be less boring from now on.

[Phox]

I won't. 

Phox,
Refuses to try. On principle.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, we'll try to be less boring from now on.

And I shall try to be less Roger, as "Discordia would be better off without Roger", as is well known.

From now on, I want you all to call me Susan, and I shall endeavor to be a more beneficient, interesting Discordian.

[East Coast Hustle]

and I, fair n00bess, will treat you like the shining jewel that you are.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Yeah, we'll try to be less boring from now on.

And I shall try to be less Roger, as "Discordia would be better off without Roger", as is well known.

From now on, I want you all to call me Susan, and I shall endeavor to be a more beneficient, interesting Discordian.

I will totally call you Susan.

[Phox]

and I, fair n00bess, will treat you like the shining jewel that you are.

[Don Coyote]

Yeah, we'll try to be less boring from now on.

And I shall try to be less Roger, as "Discordia would be better off without Roger", as is well known.

From now on, I want you all to call me Susan, and I shall endeavor to be a more beneficient, interesting Discordian.

Calling Roger "susan" isn't normal, but on Roger it is.


Roger, not even once.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Yeah, we'll try to be less boring from now on.

And I shall try to be less Roger, as "Discordia would be better off without Roger", as is well known.

From now on, I want you all to call me Susan, and I shall endeavor to be a more beneficient, interesting Discordian.

Why does this scare me? 

[Phox]

Yeah, we'll try to be less boring from now on.

And I shall try to be less Roger, as "Discordia would be better off without Roger", as is well known.

From now on, I want you all to call me Susan, and I shall endeavor to be a more beneficient, interesting Discordian.

Calling Roger "susan" isn't normal, but on Roger it is.


Roger, not even once.

HEY! YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT SUSAN THAT WAY! 

[Luna]

Yeah, we'll try to be less boring from now on.

And I shall try to be less Roger, as "Discordia would be better off without Roger", as is well known.

From now on, I want you all to call me Susan, and I shall endeavor to be a more beneficient, interesting Discordian.

Why does this scare me? 

Because you're not stupid?    Ro... um...  Susan is likely to be more beneficient and interesting in ways that'll make people shudder.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ROGER I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR USERNAME TO SUSAN AND YOUR AVATAR TO A PRETTY GIRL FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS TO SEE HOW N00BS REACT!!!