Who's got the back to make the beat go BOOM?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Navkat does have an epic ass, and should flaunt the shit out of it. IMO. However, she should also remember to be grateful that Cram isn't here to hijack it and turn it into a trout.

[navkat]

I have an ass that black people want to touch.

Hair for ass seems like a fair trade.

OMG DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD???

[Triple Zero]

is said ass somewhere in that video or something? or are we all waiting in excited anticipation until navkat is going to post her own ass?

I do like the song though. Fast-paced vocal samples and such like that are tasty. Anyone remember DJ Supreme Tha Wildstyle? -- probably different kind of music due to the rhythm thing (more simple 4/4 techno club beat), but same tricks with the vocal samples.

ANYWAY I WAS POSTING ITT TO POINT OUT IT'S A TR-808 NOT A TB-808. THE R IS FOR RHYTHM, THE B IS FOR BASSLINE, THAT'S THE OTHER FAMOUS OLDSKOOL ROLAND DEVICE (THAT SADLY DOES NOT FEATURE IN THIS VIDEO) IS A TB-303 OKAY THX

HERE ARE THE LYRICS TO A WONDERFUL SONG ABOUT THE TR-808:

as i walk into the club
all the girlies look at me
cause they know i got the shit
so they wanna get nasty
they be showing off their bodies
finest ass you ever seen
but i got my own baby
got my drum machine

listen up everybody
to this thing i have to say
now we gonna play some music
gonna do it my way
i'm the DJ here tonight
and i got my own style
got some 808 beats
to make the bitches go wild

let me explain to you just what i mean
let me teach you all a lesson 'bout this drum machine
so get up on the floor
and get down to my groove
shake your ass, bounce your titties
and just let me see your body move

the kick will do the trick
if you want some low bass
and the snare will take you there
now we be tearing up the place
and we'll lie some toms and congas
and some rims and clicks and claps
and with all other sounds
i tell you baby that's a wrap

i love my 808
it's powerful it's great
though it's kinda out of date
i will never lose faith
in my 808

[navkat]

Way to jack me on that typo!

Also: you missed it.

[Triple Zero]

I didn't watch the entire clip. How many seconds in?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i think she posted ass and removed...or im confused too

[Chairman Risus]

i think she posted ass and removed...or im confused too

You're confused, too.

[Jenne]

DIFFERENT FREAD.

ALSO: MOAR PIX PROMISED.

There, 000, you're all caught up on the assplay.

Ahem.  SPEAKING as one whose ass is rumored to be epic, I like this trolling technique.  Only because it has tools I can use. 

[navkat]

DIFFERENT FREAD.

ALSO: MOAR PIX PROMISED.

There, 000, you're all caught up on the assplay.

Ahem.  SPEAKING as one whose ass is rumored to be epic, I like this trolling technique.  Only because it has tools I can use. 

I have ALWAYS loved you, Jenne.

BIKAW!

[Jenne]

  Why thank you, lil lady.

I'm proud to be in your Badonkadonk Club.

[Triple Zero]

DIFFERENT FREAD.

ALSO: MOAR PIX PROMISED.

There, 000, you're all caught up on the assplay.

Ahem.  SPEAKING as one whose ass is rumored to be epic, I like this trolling technique.  Only because it has tools I can use. 

In my defense, I my curiosity is piqued easily. It's all in the delivery. Remember when Roger strung us along for more than a week because he promised to post pictures of his bald head from a lost bet?

I wouldn't have replied if she hadn't mentioned the 808 either :P

[Faust]

Because of the way forums work I'll remind you that you are not just baring your ass to the people you have encountered here you are posting it for everyone. That includes every wade type (or worse) creep out there.
Just so you're aware of the risks, if you still want to feel compelled for whatever you reasons are to post pictures of yourself bared for complete strangers then fine, just don't act shocked when the obvious happens.

[Triple Zero]

I found the ass!

blurry, though.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I do. Pics forthcoming.

Enjoy while you wait: http://www.urb.com/2011/03/23/big-freedia-yall-get-back-now/

You have a better ass, from the pov of SCIENCE, than the dancers in his video.

ETA:  And he's as bent as Liberace.

[navkat]

Because of the way forums work I'll remind you that you are not just baring your ass to the people you have encountered here you are posting it for everyone. That includes every wade type (or worse) creep out there.
Just so you're aware of the risks, if you still want to feel compelled for whatever you reasons are to post pictures of yourself bared for complete strangers then fine, just don't act shocked when the obvious happens.

Thank you for your concern. I can handle retards like wade. In fact; I already have.

I'm kind of desensitized to those sorts of things. I mean, it wouldn't bother me even if a bunch of creeps got on here and told me they were tugging the ol' salmetto. I mean, it's just a butt. It's not full-frontal and it's not my crotch. Go ahead and let 'er rip...just don't come to my house and do it.

The truth is, I've already got enough shit out in the aether to get me in trouble with anyone with a green belt in google-fu. I'm not posting about sex, drugs or rock n roll and the reality of my actual, consequential private life is still pretty private.

I guess the worst thing that can happen is what? Someone judges me for posting it in the first place? Maybe lectures me on how foolish that is?

It's just my butt. Butts are funny.