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March 27, 2011, 05:51:10 AM
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Luna

#1
March 29, 2011, 11:51:02 AM
Nope.  He can't be president, apparently.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0311/Trump_fails_to_produce_birth_certificate.html

The birth certificate he provided appears to be a FAKE.  Also, his Mother is Scottish, and he has a plane registered in the Bahamas, so he's OBVIOUSLY not a REALLY REAL AMERIKUN!
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Placid Dingo

#2
March 29, 2011, 11:58:00 AM
I hear his toupee's a Muslim.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Luna

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March 29, 2011, 01:27:08 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 29, 2011, 11:58:00 AM
I hear his toupee's a Muslim.

From the looks of it, shaved from a camel's ass...
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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jenne

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March 29, 2011, 02:22:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 29, 2011, 11:51:02 AM
Nope.  He can't be president, apparently.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0311/Trump_fails_to_produce_birth_certificate.html

The birth certificate he provided appears to be a FAKE.  Also, his Mother is Scottish, and he has a plane registered in the Bahamas, so he's OBVIOUSLY not a REALLY REAL AMERIKUN!

:lulz:  Nice one.  He deserves it, too.  But he's a red herring candidate, though it would be awesome to see him run for realsies.

Jasper

#5
March 29, 2011, 04:48:46 PM
I love that he's a birther, but can't prove his own legitimacy as American-born.

Disco Pickle

#6
April 27, 2011, 02:45:42 PM
I can't wait for the next round of interviews after this bit of BREAKING!

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/27/white-house-releases-obama-birth-certificate/?hpt=Sbin

this should be fun on birther forums
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

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Luna

#7
April 27, 2011, 02:53:20 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on April 27, 2011, 02:45:42 PM
I can't wait for the next round of interviews after this bit of BREAKING!

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/27/white-house-releases-obama-birth-certificate/?hpt=Sbin

this should be fun on birther forums

Oh, yes...

Off to wave it in front of my favorite birthers, see who rises to it.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jenne

#8
April 27, 2011, 03:02:03 PM
I love how Trump's so "PROUD" to be part of the White House's new-found transparency.  :lulz:  Gawd the whole thing is so silly...

Cain

#9
April 27, 2011, 03:12:47 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on April 27, 2011, 02:45:42 PM
I can't wait for the next round of interviews after this bit of BREAKING!

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/27/white-house-releases-obama-birth-certificate/?hpt=Sbin

this should be fun on birther forums

I thought this was a joke when I first saw the headline.  Along with "Petraeus to be next head of the CIA", "UK economy reports growth", "Americans excited for Royal Wedding" and "Prime Minister's 'Calm Down Dear' jibe attacked".

Today has not been a good day for reality.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
April 27, 2011, 03:14:20 PM
Quote from: - on April 27, 2011, 03:12:47 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on April 27, 2011, 02:45:42 PM
I can't wait for the next round of interviews after this bit of BREAKING!

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/27/white-house-releases-obama-birth-certificate/?hpt=Sbin

this should be fun on birther forums

I thought this was a joke when I first saw the headline.  Along with "Petraeus to be next head of the CIA", "UK economy reports growth", "Americans excited for Royal Wedding" and "Prime Minister's 'Calm Down Dear' jibe attacked".

Today has not been a good day for reality.

But it's been a great day for us.   :lulz:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Disco Pickle

#11
April 27, 2011, 03:16:01 PM
Quote from: - on April 27, 2011, 03:12:47 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on April 27, 2011, 02:45:42 PM
I can't wait for the next round of interviews after this bit of BREAKING!

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/27/white-house-releases-obama-birth-certificate/?hpt=Sbin

this should be fun on birther forums

I thought this was a joke when I first saw the headline.  Along with "Petraeus to be next head of the CIA", "UK economy reports growth", "Americans excited for Royal Wedding" and "Prime Minister's 'Calm Down Dear' jibe attacked".

Today has not been a good day for reality.

reality got word that the birth certificate was going to be released and realized just how many dumbasses were going to have to face it today and decided it was starting it's weekend on Wednesday.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Cain

#12
April 27, 2011, 03:32:33 PM
Admittedly, Obama owned in his press statement.  But now Trump is crowing about having done what none of the birthers have done before, getting Obama to show the full certificate, and will no dount be seen as a sign that he has the necessary leadership qualities become President by Republitards everywhere.  Because, of course, the Republican Party runs on 9/10ths ressentiment, and 1/10ths racism.

East Coast Hustle

#13
April 27, 2011, 04:10:20 PM
Trump isn't going anywhere. Even if his potential bid wasn't just an awesome publicity stunt (which it is), there's no way he'd get the party's endorsement as most of his relevant positions on American political matters that are known are left of Obama, never mind the Teabaggers.
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