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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 31, 2011, 05:22:57 PM

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Luna

#15
March 31, 2011, 06:12:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 06:10:43 PM

I get about 5 hilarious PMs a week, often from people who have never posted on the board itself.


Yeesh.  Apparently all Holy MenTM are supposed to be fonts of wisdom and Holy Kindness and rationality and stuff?
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
March 31, 2011, 06:13:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 31, 2011, 06:12:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 06:10:43 PM

I get about 5 hilarious PMs a week, often from people who have never posted on the board itself.


Yeesh.  Apparently all Holy MenTM are supposed to be fonts of wisdom and Holy Kindness and rationality and stuff?

I sympathize with Elijah and Samuel more than with Jesus and Gandhi.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#17
March 31, 2011, 06:16:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 06:13:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 31, 2011, 06:12:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 06:10:43 PM

I get about 5 hilarious PMs a week, often from people who have never posted on the board itself.


Yeesh.  Apparently all Holy MenTM are supposed to be fonts of wisdom and Holy Kindness and rationality and stuff?

I sympathize with Elijah and Samuel more than with Jesus and Gandhi.

Yeah, some of us got that fairly early on (like, before we started posting or sending PMs)...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Payne

#18
March 31, 2011, 06:18:07 PM
I'm HolyTM as all shitfuckdamn, and I don't get weirdness in my PM inbox.

I think it's not so much that Roger is holy that he is so afflicted, more that he is a Very Special 'Case.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
March 31, 2011, 06:21:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 31, 2011, 06:18:07 PM
I'm HolyTM as all shitfuckdamn, and I don't get weirdness in my PM inbox.

I think it's not so much that Roger is holy that he is so afflicted, more that he is a Very Special 'Case.

Well, it's also that you're never around.  People prefer a more accessible prophet to annoy with their endless bleating.  There was only two people in that batch that I didn't hate, and only one that didn't annoy me, as that person actually asked a sensible question (#11).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#20
March 31, 2011, 06:23:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 06:21:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 31, 2011, 06:18:07 PM
I'm HolyTM as all shitfuckdamn, and I don't get weirdness in my PM inbox.

I think it's not so much that Roger is holy that he is so afflicted, more that he is a Very Special 'Case.

Well, it's also that you're never around.  People prefer a more accessible prophet to annoy with their endless bleating.  There was only two people in that batch that I didn't hate, and only one that didn't annoy me, as that person actually asked a sensible question (#11).

I always knew I should have paid extra for the Omnipresence, but the used Spiritual Advisor salesman was pushing me so hard on it I just wanted to gtfo. I got the "I love everyone" upgrade and it's caused me nothing but grief.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
March 31, 2011, 06:25:53 PM
Also, I've been around forever, and it seems that those new to The Faith somehow believe that I will be kind to them because "They're On My Side", whatever the hell that means.

One of the hate letters after the first round of these said something along the lines of "YOU DON'T REPRESENT DISCORDIA!  DISCORDIANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE TO EVERYONE."

Well, yes.  Everyone but you, Sunshine.

Payne, what the fuck?  I'll preach to them, but I don't want to look at them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#22
March 31, 2011, 06:27:47 PM
Gotta wonder how much of it is because they WANT to be abused...

Yeah, they're out there.

One of these nights when I'm in a mood, I'll talk about my old phone job.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

hooplala

#23
March 31, 2011, 06:28:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 06:10:43 PM
I get about 5 hilarious PMs a week, often from people who have never posted on the board itself.


WHAAAAAAAAA?
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Very well then I contradict myself,
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Suu

#24
March 31, 2011, 06:28:47 PM
It's a lot like being a head of state. I mean...I may deal with secular issues (primarily) but the plebeians of my fair principality EXHAUST me with their petty problems. I almost feel like I should execute them all and bring in a new batch to potty train...daily.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
March 31, 2011, 06:31:42 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 31, 2011, 06:28:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 06:10:43 PM
I get about 5 hilarious PMs a week, often from people who have never posted on the board itself.


WHAAAAAAAAA?

Oh, yeah.  Lots of zero post accounts, some going back to 2008 or so.  They usually start of with "I've been reading your stuff forever, and you do a great angry hateful mad prophet act..."

And then I accidentally all over them and don't even say "thank you".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
March 31, 2011, 06:33:03 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on March 31, 2011, 06:28:47 PM
It's a lot like being a head of state. I mean...I may deal with secular issues (primarily) but the plebeians of my fair principality EXHAUST me with their petty problems. I almost feel like I should execute them all and bring in a new batch to potty train...daily.

This and tobacco withdrawal are not compatible.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#27
March 31, 2011, 06:34:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 06:33:03 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on March 31, 2011, 06:28:47 PM
It's a lot like being a head of state. I mean...I may deal with secular issues (primarily) but the plebeians of my fair principality EXHAUST me with their petty problems. I almost feel like I should execute them all and bring in a new batch to potty train...daily.

This and tobacco withdrawal are not compatible.

Kill them all. Smoke a butt. Life's too short.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#28
March 31, 2011, 09:43:19 PM
If you really get that many PMs from pagans, I am sorry.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#29
March 31, 2011, 11:10:24 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 31, 2011, 09:43:19 PM
If you really get that many PMs from pagans, I am sorry.

Just recently.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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