A squirrel and a white mouse.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

In the woods there lived a squirrel who imagined himself to be a hallucination conjured up by some hippie on acid back in the late 1960’s or the early 1970’s. Now this explanation of the origins of his existence did satisfy the squirrel for a long time, until he realized that he couldn’t find the tripping hippie anymore. This set him on a quest and many things did indeed happen to the squirrel on his journey which took him around the world and to a certain city park along a certain lakefront. It was there in that park along that lakefront that the squirrel met a chili-dog eating white mouse.
Squirrel: I’m a hallucination and you’re a white mouse.
White Mouse: No you’re not and yes I am.
Squirrel: Prove it.
White Mouse: Nope.
Squirrel: Why are we here?
White Mouse: Well, I’m eating. The rest is a lot of mental bull-crap that the bipedals get off on.
Squirrel: If I’m not a hallucination, what am I?
White Mouse: First off, you’re a squirrel. I know you’re not a hallucination because I don’t usually hallucinate and if I did, believe me, it wouldn’t be squirrels I’d see.
Squirrel: So why am I here?
White Mouse: Because it’s a nice day in the park? You want a chili-dog? You wandered around on some quest to find you didn’t have to? You want me to illuminate you? Take your pick.
Squirrel: All of the above.
And with that the squirrel started to learn many things from the White Mouse over the next few days. It was rumored to have been the beginnings of the Hallucinatory Squirrel Cabal. The White Mouse to this day claims to know nothing about any squirrels.

[Fistacleesy]

Squirrels and Mice? Ahah! That's it? Unify the forces?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Um. Yeah, okay. But what do mice and squirrels have to do with hot dogs?

[Slarti]

lets assign each one a value and solve it mathimaticalally (intentional typo, don't run away)

mice = 1
squirrel = 5
hotdog = 25

(1+1)^5 = 32

(1-5)^5 = 256

256/32 = 8

5 + 1 +1 +1 = 8

[Sir Lyall]

Now I understand the nature of the world a little less, and it dosen't bother me at all!

[Official]

I am totally confused, but that's alright.

[Slarti]

i've decided that the new name for the mulitverse shall be: Whales!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

i've decided that the new name for the mulitverse shall be: Whales!

Or Horses!

[gnimbley]

This thread makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?

[Cain]

Its fantastisch, as our Continetnal friends might say.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Um. Yeah, okay. But what do mice and squirrels have to do with hot dogs?

You really, really, really do not want to know    

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Um. Yeah, okay. But what do mice and squirrels have to do with hot dogs?

You really, really, really do not want to know    

I already do know, fortunately.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Um. Yeah, okay. But what do mice and squirrels have to do with hot dogs?

You really, really, really do not want to know    

I already do know, fortunately.

That's why I only eat Koegels'