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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 06, 2011, 01:18:03 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

April 06, 2011, 01:18:03 AM
I see you.  I see you, with your artificial hierarchies, with your imposed respect of people unworthy of any respect whatsoever.  I see you hiding behind the "elders", who themselves hide behind the ban button.  I see you bitching back and forth as to whether a "solitary" can be allowed in your fake little religion1.  I see you arguing about whether the color of the handle of your Cutlery World "athame" is correct, and whether or not THAT disqualifies you from said fake little religion.  I see you ceaselessly arguing the politics of exclusion, until there's maybe a dozen of you total on whatever little internet board you happen to be infesting.

I see all of this, yes, all of this and more, and I have finally failed to give a shit.  You may call yourself "eclectic Pagans" or "Wiccans" or "witches", but what you are is PINK.  All of your posturing does not conceal the fact that you have walked outside of the normal power structure, simply to duplicate it in miniature, with yourself as the biggest fish in a very, very small pond.

I could go on for hours about ridiculous shit like "Christopagans" or "Conservopagans" or the fact that none of you know a fucking thing about the gods you claim to worship, but what would be the point?  Everyone knows you're frauds.  Even YOU know it, which is why your hate is so fucking weak.  It is a puny thing, which wilts immediately upon exposure to anyone not under the threat of the ban-hammer.  My DOG hates better than you patchouli-stinking neo-hippies. 

All of you together don't hate as much as I do...Even while I'm having perverse sex, with a head full of bourbon and restrained by BIG, RED STRAPS, I hate more than you do while you're in the fucking DMV.  And don't give me any shit about you not being all about hate, because it's all you do.  You just do it badly.  Hence the pathetic "ninja-editing" on your forums, the weird stalking of people who have left your laughable little cult, and the banning of anyone who displays an inkling of a sense of humor.

In short, you're all a prize bunch of knobends, and I think the Discordians should give you what you SAY you want.  I urge all Discordians to leave TCC and Mysticwicks.  Just go.  There aren't any people worth recruiting that we don't already have, and we can all have a good time, while they endlessly discuss how to increase traffic, while Shaara-Chan posts her zany stories about her pretend mental illness.

Now, fuck off.

Or Kill Me.



1  Sure, our religion is made-up, too...But we're right, and you aren't, and that's really all there is to it.


I dare any of the Pagans that have come here from TCC to cross post this over there.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#1
April 06, 2011, 01:30:27 AM
:mittens:

And for the record, I'm one of the few filthy pagans on this board.  Thing is I've seen Eris's light!!  I'm not nice and as for "it harm none" where the fuck is the fun in that? Oh yeah and I curse like a godamned sailor on shore leave.

Fuck me I guess I'm not much of a pagan anymore.

:lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
April 06, 2011, 01:31:40 AM
I like this, because it's true.

Like Khara, I'm a filthy pagan. The difference between me and the lame fuckers at MW is that I do it right. I found Eris, and I've been running ever since.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
April 06, 2011, 01:34:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 01:31:40 AM
I like this, because it's true.

Like Khara, I'm a filthy pagan. The difference between me and the lame fuckers at MW is that I do it right. I found Eris, and I've been running ever since.



Thing is, even if they cleansed the temple, they'd just shit in it again, because the problem isn't the situation, the problem is in their heads.  EBS & FS want good little cult members, and sure as fuck, they found some.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
April 06, 2011, 01:42:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 01:34:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 01:31:40 AM
I like this, because it's true.

Like Khara, I'm a filthy pagan. The difference between me and the lame fuckers at MW is that I do it right. I found Eris, and I've been running ever since.



Thing is, even if they cleansed the temple, they'd just shit in it again, because the problem isn't the situation, the problem is in their heads.  EBS & FS want good little cult members, and sure as fuck, they found some.

Lilpnkbunny and Dark Magus. And Ruby.

:lulz:

My god, an army of twits!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Thurnez Isa

#5
April 06, 2011, 01:43:12 AM Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 01:45:03 AM by Thurnez Isa
IMO

You could always just go in and say if you think these guys losers come over here... we accept all beliefs... as long as you believe what we believe
and then cease from interacting with them.
It's when you guys start conversing with their community and your told you have to pay respect to the "God of Unicorns" or the "Lady of Happy Rainbow Farts" that you get caught up in all that drama
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
April 06, 2011, 01:46:18 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2011, 01:43:12 AM
IMO

You could always just go in and say if you think these guys losers come over here... we accept all beliefs... as long as you believe what we believe
and then cease from interacting with them.
It's when you guys start conversing with their community and your told you have to pay respect to the "God of Unicorns" or the "Lady of Happy Rainbow Farts" that you get caught up in all that drama

And by "drama" we mean "never-ending hilarity".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

#7
April 06, 2011, 01:47:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 01:46:18 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2011, 01:43:12 AM
IMO

You could always just go in and say if you think these guys losers come over here... we accept all beliefs... as long as you believe what we believe
and then cease from interacting with them.
It's when you guys start conversing with their community and your told you have to pay respect to the "God of Unicorns" or the "Lady of Happy Rainbow Farts" that you get caught up in all that drama

And by "drama" we mean "never-ending hilarity".

It's like the whole damn forum is a "Wandering Furby Thread".
Telarus, KSC,
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The Good Reverend Roger

#8
April 06, 2011, 01:48:24 AM
Quote from: Telarus on April 06, 2011, 01:47:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 01:46:18 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2011, 01:43:12 AM
IMO

You could always just go in and say if you think these guys losers come over here... we accept all beliefs... as long as you believe what we believe
and then cease from interacting with them.
It's when you guys start conversing with their community and your told you have to pay respect to the "God of Unicorns" or the "Lady of Happy Rainbow Farts" that you get caught up in all that drama

And by "drama" we mean "never-ending hilarity".

It's like the whole damn forum is a "Wandering Furby Thread".

Difference:  Furby was actually crazy, and would react unpredictably.

These guys are like Slinkys.  They twist and contort, but are most funny when knocked down the stairs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#9
April 06, 2011, 01:51:00 AM
I honestly think that after the freedom and (yes I'm going to say it) community, the interaction and the fucking brilliance of some people here combined with the amazing stuff we come up with as a group everywhere else is shit.

Like being a brainiac on are you smarter than a 5th grader.

Nothing can ever compare.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
April 06, 2011, 01:54:06 AM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 01:51:00 AM
I honestly think that after the freedom and (yes I'm going to say it) community, the interaction and the fucking brilliance of some people here combined with the amazing stuff we come up with as a group everywhere else is shit.

Like being a brainiac on are you smarter than a 5th grader.

Nothing can ever compare.

Even if they DID want a community (Jonestown doesn't actually count), they'd never understand how to get one, even if you explained it in detail.  Observe:

Wyldkat:  Please inform shitneck & shitneck jr that you get a community by not worrying about a community.  I let my daughter read PD.  I'd be less inclined to let her read that cult farm you guys have going on.

Mostly because EBS would stalk her, but also because it's just not healthy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#11
April 06, 2011, 01:58:02 AM
Khara, you go too far.

We are, for the most part, completely retarded. Have you forgotten how The Cosmic Shitstorm of February turned into the BoardSludge and Self-Immolating Flame War of March? April has been a Holy Blessing, but FUCK... this place had to purge itself HARD to get the Nessie content.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
April 06, 2011, 01:59:03 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 06, 2011, 01:58:02 AM
Khara, you go too far.

We are, for the most part, completely retarded.

This is truth.  I, for one, am dumber than a bag of George W Bush's poomp.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#13
April 06, 2011, 02:25:23 AM
So what you want to drink herbal tea and do a sweat lodge weekend as a way to purge?


Fuck that we're fucking Discordians. Yes we fight amongst each other and with everyone else at times.


And out of the ashes left after we burn the fucking place to the ground greatness arises. Once we sober up and get the necessary shots that is!


We just don't cover it up with maghickalish bullshit.


And if y'all are retarded, then I'm working one maybe 2 iffy brain cells so fuck that.


PD has had a bigger influence on the way I think than four years of college. It's done more for me to know who I am than 20 years of therapy.


If we're retarded we're at the very least savants.

Da6s

#14
April 06, 2011, 02:31:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 01:48:24 AM


Difference:  Furby was actually crazy, and would react unpredictably.

These guys are like Slinkys.  They twist and contort, but are most funny when knocked down the stairs.

Furby was fucked up.

And for the longest time I thought his latest incarnation was poptart.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human
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