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Bacon Cologne (no, for real)

Started by navkat, April 07, 2011, 11:20:14 AM

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navkat

April 07, 2011, 11:20:14 AM
Quote"Bacon Cologne (pronounced ba-cone) is an amalgamation of 11 essential oils, flowers, herbs and, of course, the essence of bacon.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/04/06/bacon-scented-perfume-sure-why-not/

:bacon: :bacon: :bacon: :bacon: :bacon: :bacon: :bacon: :bacon:

Luna

#1
April 07, 2011, 11:22:57 AM
 :lulz:  Brilliant!
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Lies

#2
April 07, 2011, 11:46:28 AM
It'll give a new meaning to "You smell like a pig"
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- Oh it exists, and how!
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Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
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Disco Pickle

#3
April 07, 2011, 12:30:42 PM
ALL YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME IS A PIECE OF MEAT!!   delicious, sweet meat.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
April 07, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Reminds me of cheeseburger cologne from a few years ago.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#5
April 07, 2011, 03:41:53 PM
All that would do is to encourage me to do horrible things with my teeth.

navkat

#6
April 07, 2011, 03:57:17 PM
What the fuck happened to the :meatspin: emote...i think, was it like, Jenne made it like four or five years ago?

Prince Glittersnatch III

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April 07, 2011, 09:46:23 PM
What is the :bacon: emote supposed to mean anyway?
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Freeky

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April 07, 2011, 11:46:02 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 07, 2011, 03:41:53 PM
All that would do is to encourage me to do horrible things with my teeth.

Nothing wrong with a good firm bite.

Pope Pixie Pickle

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April 07, 2011, 11:56:50 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on April 07, 2011, 09:46:23 PM
What is the :bacon: emote supposed to mean anyway?


BACON!

Don Coyote

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April 08, 2011, 02:06:51 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 07, 2011, 11:46:02 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 07, 2011, 03:41:53 PM
All that would do is to encourage me to do horrible things with my teeth.

Nothing wrong with a good firm bite.

Oh my.
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