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Madness and Apathy

Started by Jasper, April 09, 2011, 09:43:48 PM

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Jasper

This isn't a rant, but it's rant related. 

Maybe this isn't other people's observations, but I feel like when people are really excited and having irresponsible fun, even if I'm into it too, the effect I have on the crowd tends to be akin to a splash of cold water. 

My rants are angry, but in a calm, cold sort of way.  And even trying to ape the more fiery styles of writing comes off as sort of...freeze dried.

I guess I'm just filing a bug report.

Bug #0094242:  Can't get angry enough.  Suspected shortage of swap space in limbic system.  Status:  can not fix at this time

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

What's wrong with a splash of cold water? It will either make the rage blaze hotter in indignation or give the masses a moment of pause to think of words besides 'fuck' and 'cunt' to apply to the situation. Both options only add to the irresponsible raving and hilarity.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Jasper

It's not like the refreshing kind of cold water, it's the kind that makes people notice how much crazy fun they were having, and then get all self-conscious about it. 

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Oh. Bad Sigmatic. Set yourself on fire.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Jasper


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Well then I guess you'll just have to do like most everyone else and get trashed off your ass and start a fight for no reason.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Jasper

Sounds like an afternoon.  *grin*

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Bleh. People and their booze-ahol. Scratch the afternoon. :P Get over to the Nessie thread and write some story.
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Luna

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 10, 2011, 06:00:53 AM
Bleh. People and their booze-ahol. Scratch the afternoon. :P Get over to the Nessie thread and write some story.

This.   :D
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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