Friendly Advice For New People

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Pffff. They'll cut the muster or die trying.

Hear that noobs? Die.

Wait a fucking minute. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY (except Roger, Eris rest his filthy stinking carcass), hates noobs harder than Phox!  D/N/T.

However, as an advocate of fair warning, I feel it necessary to entice them into clicking on links posted by GIGGLES in order to warp them to the levels of depravity necessary for them to be sufficiently sick in the head.


AND YOU HAVE TO GO AND FUCKING RUIN IT! 

No worries, nothing ruined. I had clicked on the links while in lurk mode. After the twitches & double vision subsided, I covered the monitor & keyboard in clear plastic and brewed a fresh pot of coffee. *grin*

Fuck. I never even thought of covering it all in plastic. Damn it, Eve.

[Phox]

Wait a fucking minute. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY (except Roger, Eris rest his filthy stinking carcass), hates noobs harder than Phox!  D/N/T.

ECH, you hate everybody with unequaled intensity. You don't count.   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Best advice for noobs:
Don't be retarded.

That's all you really need to say, right?

[East Coast Hustle]

Wait a fucking minute. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY (except Roger, Eris rest his filthy stinking carcass), hates noobs harder than Phox!  D/N/T.

ECH, you hate everybody with unequaled intensity. You don't count.   

[BadBeast]

And the Stiffy joke. Don't. Just don't.