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Started by Thurnez Isa, April 10, 2011, 02:53:19 AM

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Thurnez Isa

April 10, 2011, 02:53:19 AM
MY BEARD FELL OFF



Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Phox

#1
April 10, 2011, 03:01:52 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 10, 2011, 02:53:19 AM
MY BEARD FELL OFF




I blame global warming. YOU SEE PEOPLE!? THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD ALL DRIVE ELECTRIC CARS!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
April 10, 2011, 03:11:58 AM
Now you'll freeze to death in the winter

Suu

#3
April 10, 2011, 03:14:42 AM
I like you better without the beard.



...Just sayin'.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

#4
April 10, 2011, 03:21:23 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 10, 2011, 03:11:58 AM
Now you'll freeze to death in the winter


:lulz:




thanks suu
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Suu

#5
April 10, 2011, 03:23:34 AM
NP.


-Suu
Not one for fuzzy faces.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#6
April 10, 2011, 03:26:41 AM
In other news, Thurna looks like a tv anchor.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
April 10, 2011, 03:31:02 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 10, 2011, 03:26:41 AM
In other news, Thurna looks like a tv anchor.

AN ENGLISH ONE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Thurnez Isa

#8
April 10, 2011, 03:31:43 AM
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Suu

#9
April 10, 2011, 03:31:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 10, 2011, 03:31:02 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 10, 2011, 03:26:41 AM
In other news, Thurna looks like a tv anchor.

AN ENGLISH ONE.

I'm okay with this.

:fap:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

#10
April 10, 2011, 06:44:16 AM
THORNY THIS MEANS YOU CAN'T BE A GEOLOGIST ANYMORE

Thurnez Isa

#11
April 10, 2011, 06:47:19 AM
This is true
Only career I could think of that having a huge unkempt beard will actually help you during a job interview.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Suu

#12
April 10, 2011, 07:04:02 AM
Meh, I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. Just sayin'.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

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April 10, 2011, 07:19:39 AM Last Edit: April 10, 2011, 07:26:14 AM by Thurnez Isa
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 10, 2011, 07:04:02 AM
Meh, I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. Just sayin'.

DAMN STRAIGHT YOU WOULDN'T

mess up my evening ritual.

EDIT: was going to make a crack joke before but apparently Roger and Coyote are hogging all of it tonight
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Don Coyote

#14
April 10, 2011, 07:27:10 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 10, 2011, 07:19:39 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 10, 2011, 07:04:02 AM
Meh, I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. Just sayin'.

DAMN STRAIGHT YOU WOULDN'T

mess up my evening ritual.

EDIT: was going to make a crack joke before but apparently Roger and Coyote are hogging all of it tonight

Coyote, been saving the bong water for his Crack Flakes.
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