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Started by Suu, January 11, 2011, 09:44:01 PM

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Quote from: Luna on March 26, 2011, 10:21:25 AM
You can post mine.   :D

What the hell was your's again?

Oh, the "This is going to get me in trouble..."

2 parts Coconut Rum (We used Coconut Jack)
1 part Chambord
2 parts Orange Juice
Splash Ginger Ale

In a highball, combine and shake the first 3, and then add the ginger ale when finished for a bit o' fizz. This shit tastes like candy.

I recommend using a jigger to measure the alcohol, because it will smooth the edges of a free pour.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: Doktor Blight on March 26, 2011, 04:45:40 AM
Blood for Blight! Blood for Blight!

(also, bump)

Oh boy...

The Bloody Blight

2 parts potato vodka, if you demand luxury, get Chopin. If you don't care...well, it's your liver. Blue Ice American Vodka is distilled from Idaho's Russet Burbank Potato. I don't drink vodka, so you'll have to test it for yourself.
2 parts V-8 Original
1 part Cuervo 1800 SILVER (for the smokyness)
Splash Tobasco Chipotle
Splash Olive Brine
Dash Angostura Bitters

Shake contents and pour over ice into a Bloody Mary glass, or large highball tumbler. Optional to rim glass with lime juice (REAL, not Rose's!) before adding beverage.

Garnish: pierce an olive, lemon, lime, and smoked dried chili pepper (chipotle) with a toothpick, and place over glass. Celery leaves are optional if you're THAT KIND of Bloody Mary drinker. If you have the smokey scotch to waste, say like a Highland Park or other very peat-bog infused Islay delicacy, a splash of that in there would add to the flavor, but I can guarantee that nothing from Islay will be affordable enough to use even a splash, you're going to want to sip it yourself.



Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

Fuck yeah! This sounds like my kind of drink.

I'll garnish with the chipotle, and I hate celery in anything. That stuff is for rabbits.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

But I don't drink alcohol. My beverage would probably end up some semi-frozen blend of Pepsi and NesQuik.
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Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

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Quote from: Suu the Infallible on March 26, 2011, 12:49:51 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 26, 2011, 10:21:25 AM
You can post mine.   :D

What the hell was your's again?

Oh, the "This is going to get me in trouble..."

2 parts Coconut Rum (We used Coconut Jack)
1 part Chambord
2 parts Orange Juice
Splash Ginger Ale

In a highball, combine and shake the first 3, and then add the ginger ale when finished for a bit o' fizz. This shit tastes like candy.

I recommend using a jigger to measure the alcohol, because it will smooth the edges of a free pour.
I usually make something like this... only 7Up for ginger ale and no Chambord... now I needs to get Chambord.  Yes, very much like candy only much more fun!
High Priestess of the First Church of the Burnt Lizard.  Protector of Chickens.