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Started by Suu, January 11, 2011, 09:44:01 PM

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LMNO

Quote from: Cain on January 13, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
Mine should be fairly easy.  

I still need to try that sandwich you designed for me, as well.  Maybe I shall have them both, together.


Suu will probably come up with something wonderful, because of Quantum.

However, I will never forget the story you once told about going into a pub and casually ordering "a pint of scotch".  

Cain

Quote from: Suu on January 13, 2011, 02:33:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 13, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
Mine should be fairly easy. 

I still need to try that sandwich you designed for me, as well.  Maybe I shall have them both, together.

The sandwich was Pixie.

Oops, my bad.

Still, I shall have them together.  Maybe Cram can start a tailor made dessert thread, so I can turn it into a PD dinner.

Cain

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 13, 2011, 02:34:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 13, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
Mine should be fairly easy.  

I still need to try that sandwich you designed for me, as well.  Maybe I shall have them both, together.


Suu will probably come up with something wonderful, because of Quantum.

However, I will never forget the story you once told about going into a pub and casually ordering "a pint of scotch".  

I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

Suu

Quote from: Cainad on January 13, 2011, 04:22:55 AM
SPECIAL REQUEST

So I have a friend who is not a registered PD.commie, but I have word that she sometimes lurks here

now normally I would not ask you to make one for "some random lurkerspag friend of mine", Suu, except that this particular friend is one of the other few Jethro Tull fans in existence. Pretty pwease? (and yes, she's 21)


Note: she dislikes vodka.

"

1/2 shot Bacardi Silver
1/2 shot Tanqueray Gin
1/2 shot Cuervo Gold
1/2 shot Granmarnier
1/2 shot Chambord

Shake the liquors together with ice and pour into a highball glass.

Then add:

Splash Blue Curacao or Island Blue Pucker
Splash Green Apple Pucker
Splash Strawberry Pucker

DO NOT STIR. You want the colors to be chunky and vibrant.

Note: This is ALL ALCOHOL and will make her 3x the legal limit if she consumes the whole thing in less than an hour. I would strongly recommend adding ginger ale or 7-Up to cut it a bit and add a bit of fizz before adding the Puckers.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

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Rum, gin, tequila, orange and currant liquor, and flavored schnapps?




I feel I should either run away in horror, or start singing "It's Raining Men".

Suu

Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 13, 2011, 04:25:32 AM
This thread is full of win.

"The Coyote Ugly"

1 shot Grey Goose
Splash flat water
Splash sour mix
Dash Tabasco

Serve over ice in an Old Fashioned glass.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 13, 2011, 02:44:44 PM
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Rum, gin, tequila, orange and currant liquor, and flavored schnapps?




I feel I should either run away in horror, or start singing "It's Raining Men".

It's essentially a Grateful Dead, sans vodka and triple sec and "supplemented" with other things. For a girly cocktail, that will put someone on the floor.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: BadBeast on January 13, 2011, 06:16:25 AM
Something substantial, preferably involving Absinthe for BadBeast?

Absinthe is tricky to work with, but let's see what I can do...It does go great with coffee but I think I can get a little bit more creative.

"The Bad Beast"

1 part Absolut Citron
1/2 part absinthe
1/2 part Drambuie
Splash soda water
Garnish with a lime wedge

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

I've had something called a "Wildwood" that was almost a Manhattan, but used absinthe instead of vermouth (and only a trace, at that), and used orange bitters instead of Angostura.  I think.  They went down easy.

hooplala

Ooh!  How did I only see this thread now??
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Suu

Quote from: Cain on January 13, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
Mine should be fairly easy. 

I still need to try that sandwich you designed for me, as well.  Maybe I shall have them both, together.

"The Cain"

1 part The Macallan 18
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2011, 03:08:23 PM
Ooh!  How did I only see this thread now??

There already is a drink called the Hoopla, believe it or not. So I shall combine this with a mint julep.

"The Fine Southern Hoopla"

Muddle mint leaves and granulated sugar in the bottom of a highball glass
Add crushed ice

Pour over:
1/2 part Brandy
1/2 part Granmarnier
Splash lemon juice

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 13, 2011, 03:00:55 PM
I've had something called a "Wildwood" that was almost a Manhattan, but used absinthe instead of vermouth (and only a trace, at that), and used orange bitters instead of Angostura.  I think.  They went down easy.

When it comes to bitters, I always ask what people prefer. Angostura is nasty, but sometimes necessary.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Suu on January 13, 2011, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 13, 2011, 04:22:55 AM
SPECIAL REQUEST

So I have a friend who is not a registered PD.commie, but I have word that she sometimes lurks here

now normally I would not ask you to make one for "some random lurkerspag friend of mine", Suu, except that this particular friend is one of the other few Jethro Tull fans in existence. Pretty pwease? (and yes, she's 21)


Note: she dislikes vodka.

"

1/2 shot Bacardi Silver
1/2 shot Tanqueray Gin
1/2 shot Cuervo Gold
1/2 shot Granmarnier
1/2 shot Chambord

Shake the liquors together with ice and pour into a highball glass.

Then add:

Splash Blue Curacao or Island Blue Pucker
Splash Green Apple Pucker
Splash Strawberry Pucker

DO NOT STIR. You want the colors to be chunky and vibrant.

Note: This is ALL ALCOHOL and will make her 3x the legal limit if she consumes the whole thing in less than an hour. I would strongly recommend adding ginger ale or 7-Up to cut it a bit and add a bit of fizz before adding the Puckers.


Woooaaah

what's it called?

Richter

"Drunken LARPer" unless I miss my guess.  :wink:
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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