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Started by Suu, January 11, 2011, 09:44:01 PM

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#75
January 12, 2011, 09:36:19 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 12, 2011, 09:15:33 PM
Ok Bartender, whatcha got?

Strawberry Surprise!


I mean...

"The Squirrel of Discord"

1 part Kahlua Hazelnut
1 part Malibu Coconut Rum
1/2 part Frangelico
1/2 part Disaronno Amaretto
Splash Bailey's Irish Cream

Serve over ice.  8)
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Precious Moments Zalgo

#76
January 12, 2011, 10:48:11 PM
Got anything for Mrs. Zappathruster?  She likes drinks that taste like candy.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Suu

#77
January 13, 2011, 12:24:41 AM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on January 12, 2011, 10:48:11 PM
Got anything for Mrs. Zappathruster?  She likes drinks that taste like candy.

"Zappathrustah Jolly Ranchah-Tini"



2 parts Smirnoff Watermelon Twist
1 part Watermelon Pucker
Splash Sour Mix


Shake together with ice, strain and serve into a chilled martini glass rimmed with sugar. Use grenadine to rim glass instead of Rose's Lime for a pink look.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Precious Moments Zalgo

#78
January 13, 2011, 12:47:54 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 13, 2011, 12:24:41 AM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on January 12, 2011, 10:48:11 PM
Got anything for Mrs. Zappathruster?  She likes drinks that taste like candy.

"Zappathrustah Jolly Ranchah-Tini"



2 parts Smirnoff Watermelon Twist
1 part Watermelon Pucker
Splash Sour Mix


Shake together with ice, strain and serve into a chilled martini glass rimmed with sugar. Use grenadine to rim glass instead of Rose's Lime for a pink look.


Thanks.  I'll try it out and see how she likes it.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Suu

#79
January 13, 2011, 01:09:17 AM
Sweet. I'm winging all of these so if they suck...whoops.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#80
January 13, 2011, 03:57:51 AM
Whaddya got for a cranky old Squid?

Suu

#81
January 13, 2011, 04:19:50 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 13, 2011, 03:57:51 AM
Whaddya got for a cranky old Squid?

You require special thought and probably something with fire. I'll see what I can come up with tomorrow.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

#82
January 13, 2011, 04:22:55 AM
SPECIAL REQUEST

So I have a friend who is not a registered PD.commie, but I have word that she sometimes lurks here

now normally I would not ask you to make one for "some random lurkerspag friend of mine", Suu, except that this particular friend is one of the other few Jethro Tull fans in existence. Pretty pwease? (and yes, she's 21)


Note: she dislikes vodka.

Don Coyote

#83
January 13, 2011, 04:25:32 AM
This thread is full of win.

BadBeast

#84
January 13, 2011, 06:16:25 AM
Something substantial, preferably involving Absinthe for BadBeast?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#85
January 13, 2011, 06:17:24 AM
Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 13, 2011, 04:25:32 AM
This thread is full of win Alcoholics.
Fixt
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

LMNO

#86
January 13, 2011, 01:27:15 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 13, 2011, 04:22:55 AM
SPECIAL REQUEST

So I have a friend who is not a registered PD.commie, but I have word that she sometimes lurks here

now normally I would not ask you to make one for "some random lurkerspag friend of mine", Suu, except that this particular friend is one of the other few Jethro Tull fans in existence. Pretty pwease? (and yes, she's 21)


Note: she dislikes vodka.

Quaaludes over ice.

Cain

#87
January 13, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
Mine should be fairly easy. 

I still need to try that sandwich you designed for me, as well.  Maybe I shall have them both, together.

Suu

#88
January 13, 2011, 02:32:50 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 13, 2011, 03:57:51 AM
Whaddya got for a cranky old Squid?


"The Bloody Squid"

1 part Hot V8
1 part Clamato
1/2 part vodka
Splash olive brine
Splash Tabasco
Dash Thai fish sauce
Dash Bitters
Lime wedge

This sounds disgusting. Enjoy!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#89
January 13, 2011, 02:33:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 13, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
Mine should be fairly easy. 

I still need to try that sandwich you designed for me, as well.  Maybe I shall have them both, together.

The sandwich was Pixie.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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