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ITT SUU IS YOUR BARTENDER.

Started by Suu, January 11, 2011, 09:44:01 PM

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Rumckle

Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 01:48:14 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on January 12, 2011, 01:23:21 AM
Ooh, something without fancy stuff please, good alcohol is too expensive for me :(

You're Australian. You get this.




:vom:


Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 01:48:14 AM
1 bottle of Well's Banana Bread Beer
1 bottle of Young's Double Chocolate Stout
1 Banana
Vanilla ice cream.

Blend.

:D



That sounds very nice, I'll have to look out for some Well's
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Suu

It's an English brand. I figure if we can get it here in the colonies, you certainly can get it down there in the jail.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rumckle

Maybe, I'll keep an eye out for it when I'm in Europe though.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Triple Zero

Suuuuuuuuuuu can I please have a cocktail?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Suu

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 12, 2011, 01:34:55 PM
Suuuuuuuuuuu can I please have a cocktail?

"Triple Zero's Triple Sec Tea"

2 parts Stoli
1 part Triple Sec, the alcoholic kind
1/2 part Grandmarnier
1/2 part Sour Mix
Splash cola for color

8)
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

Do you have a variation of an Old Fashioned?

Jenne

Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 01:18:51 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 12:31:27 AM
Ha!  Barkeep!  I'll take what you're slingin' over there!

You're an adorable sophisticated girly-girl, but you also don't take shit, I can tell.

"Jenne's Cosmo on Crack"

Chilled Martini Glass rimmed with natural lime juice

2 parts Grey Goose Le Poire
1 part Chambord
1 part Cranberry Juice

Combine and shake with ice

Garnish with a lime wedge.

...Goddamn I want one of these now.

Fuck.  YEAH.  LOVE this and having one THIS WEEKEND.  Hells to the yea-yeah!  :D 

Thanks, Suu.

Adios

Haz sore throat. Need hot toddy.

Jenne

Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 02:29:45 AM
I don't use Campari much, it's a weird aperitif. It does mix well with juices, so let me know what you think!

My mom says it's supposed to be blood-orange flavored, but I never was able to get that taste out of it.  So now I have to experiment.

These are awesome, Suu!

Suu

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 12, 2011, 03:09:57 PM
Haz sore throat. Need hot toddy.

"Snowed-In Irish Breakfast Tea"

In a coffee mug, muddle fresh ginger and an orange slice as you would an Old Fashioned, coat the muddled fruit with honey.

Add 1 part Jameson's and 2 parts hot black tea.

Sip slowly to soothe the throat and flip off the snowstorm regularly.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 03:33:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 12, 2011, 03:09:57 PM
Haz sore throat. Need hot toddy.

"Snowed-In Irish Breakfast Tea"

In an coffee mug, bruise fresh ginger and an orange slice as you would an Old Fashioned, coat the bruised fruit with honey.

Add 1 part Jameson's and 2 parts hot black tea.

Sip slowly to soothe the throat and flip off the snowstorm regularly.

I think I love you.

Suu

I've never actually been to bartending school, btw. My mom was a bartender for 25 years, she taught me a lot and I followed suit. I just never got as much time behind the bar as I wanted to and always got stuck serving.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 03:39:17 PM
I've never actually been to bartending school, btw. My mom was a bartender for 25 years, she taught me a lot and I followed suit. I just never got as much time behind the bar as I wanted to and always got stuck serving.

Having owned two bars I have tended bar quite a bit. It was always in redneck country though, so nothing fancy. Bud was always my biggest seller by a 4 -1 margin.

LMNO

I'm interested in seeing what you'd come up with for me.

Triple Zero

YUM STOLI :D THANKS

SUU KNOWS WHAT VODKA I LIKE :D :D

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.