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ITT SUU IS YOUR BARTENDER.

Started by Suu, January 11, 2011, 09:44:01 PM

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Jenne

Ha!  Barkeep!  I'll take what you're slingin' over there!

Suu

Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 11, 2011, 11:18:18 PM
Drink me up! I tip well!

I don't know you that well yet.

Here's a Budweiser for your lady troubles.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 12:31:27 AM
Ha!  Barkeep!  I'll take what you're slingin' over there!

You're an adorable sophisticated girly-girl, but you also don't take shit, I can tell.

"Jenne's Cosmo on Crack"

Chilled Martini Glass rimmed with natural lime juice

2 parts Grey Goose Le Poire
1 part Chambord
1 part Cranberry Juice

Combine and shake with ice

Garnish with a lime wedge.

...Goddamn I want one of these now.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: leln on January 11, 2011, 11:34:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 11:00:22 PM
Quote from: leln on January 11, 2011, 10:52:46 PM
Oooh, this sounds like fun. What do I get?

You like rum.

"Leln's Angry Librarian"

1 part Gosling's 151 Black Rum
1 part Kahlua
Splash of Creme de Cacao

"It's coffee, damnit."

:lulz:

That would be quite the concoction, suitable for getting one through the days when the tedium outweighs the awesome that old books can be. But still, 151? Are you trying to kill me? Though I suppose if worse comes to worse it would be fun to experiment with putting it in a chocolate milkshake, coffee or over ice cream. I now have ideas for my next trip to the liquor store, thanks!

Serve it in a martini glass instead of a high ball. You won't drink it as fast and you'll pour less alcohol.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Also, if I get enough of these, I may just have to publish a book.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rumckle

Ooh, something without fancy stuff please, good alcohol is too expensive for me :(
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

StochasticProvost

At least you didn't spit in it. I think. I'm moving up around here... maybe next time I'll get something with actual alcohol content.

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Suu

Quote from: Rumckle on January 12, 2011, 01:23:21 AM
Ooh, something without fancy stuff please, good alcohol is too expensive for me :(

You're Australian. You get this.



But I suppose I could treat you to something. I'm not sure what brand you get down there, being upside down and all.

1 bottle of Well's Banana Bread Beer
1 bottle of Young's Double Chocolate Stout
1 Banana
Vanilla ice cream.

Blend.

:D

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 12, 2011, 01:23:39 AM
At least you didn't spit in it. I think. I'm moving up around here... maybe next time I'll get something with actual alcohol content.

Let me up the ante then:



It's 32%.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: Hover Cat on January 12, 2011, 01:29:02 AM
Can has?

"Hovering Orange Cat"

1 Part Stoli Oranj
1 Part Orange Juice
Splash Campari
Dash Bitters

It's like a screwdriver, only with a zing.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

StochasticProvost

Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 01:48:14 AM
1 bottle of Well's Banana Bread Beer
1 bottle of Young's Double Chocolate Stout
1 Banana
Vanilla ice cream.

Blend.

:D



OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.

ETA: And also, thanks for the upgrade! Surely it will help me get through this oncoming SNOWPOCALYPSE!!!111

Suu

Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 12, 2011, 02:00:28 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 01:48:14 AM
1 bottle of Well's Banana Bread Beer
1 bottle of Young's Double Chocolate Stout
1 Banana
Vanilla ice cream.

Blend.

:D



OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.

ETA: And also, thanks for the upgrade! Surely it will help me get through this oncoming SNOWPOCALYPSE!!!111

I actually HAVE tried the Well's/Young's combo as a black and tan. It's like sex for dessert. In beer form. Adding the banana and ice cream would just make it that much more awesome, that is, if your stomach can take the milk and beer combo.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Juana

Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 01:54:02 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on January 12, 2011, 01:29:02 AM
Can has?

"Hovering Orange Cat"

1 Part Stoli Oranj
1 Part Orange Juice
Splash Campari
Dash Bitters

It's like a screwdriver, only with a zing.
Sounds good. I'm going to try this soon. :D
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Suu

I don't use Campari much, it's a weird aperitif. It does mix well with juices, so let me know what you think!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."