ITT SUU IS YOUR BARTENDER.

[Suu]

Barkeep, drink please!

Right away sir!

"The Richter-Scale Martini"

1 chilled cocktail class rimmed with Cholula with a Chinese hot pepper in the bottom
1 part super chilled Bombay Sapphire gin or higher shelf
Splash Grandmarnier

Yeouch.

[Eater of Clowns]

I'll take the Dispatcher, mmm.

[Phox]

Phox needs the adult beverages.

[Richter]

Barkeep, drink please!

Right away sir!

"The Richter-Scale Martini"

1 chilled cocktail class rimmed with Cholula with a Chinese hot pepper in the bottom
1 part super chilled Bombay Sapphire gin or higher shelf
Splash Grandmarnier

Yeouch.

I'll actually try that.

[Suu]

Barkeep, drink please!

Right away sir!

"The Richter-Scale Martini"

1 chilled cocktail class rimmed with Cholula with a Chinese hot pepper in the bottom
1 part super chilled Bombay Sapphire gin or higher shelf
Splash Grandmarnier

Yeouch.

I'll actually try that.

I know.

[Suu]

Phox needs the adult beverages.

"Phoxarita"

1 part Sauza Hornitos
1 part Cointreau
1 part Frangelico
1 Part Apple Pucker

Serve over ice or frozen in a margarita glass rimmed with brown sugar. It should kinda taste like a warm apple pie by the time it hits the back of your throat.

[Phox]

Phox needs the adult beverages.

"Phoxarita"

1 part Sauza Hornitos
1 part Cointreau
1 part Frangelico
1 Part Apple Pucker

Serve over ice or frozen in a margarita glass rimmed with brown sugar. It should kinda taste like a warm apple pie by the time it hits the back of your throat.

I will judge this. I will let you know what I determine.

[Suu]

Phox needs the adult beverages.

"Phoxarita"

1 part Sauza Hornitos
1 part Cointreau
1 part Frangelico
1 Part Apple Pucker

Serve over ice or frozen in a margarita glass rimmed with brown sugar. It should kinda taste like a warm apple pie by the time it hits the back of your throat.

I will judge this. I will let you know what I determine.

I can't make guarantees on lesser tequilas. There's something awesome about Hornitos in margaritas.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I'm underage!

Booze me plz

Cola. Straight up. Until your old enough.

Cainad,
gone a little emote-happy, it seems

[Suu]

I have a liquor license to up hold, man! Wait a few more months.

[Phox]

Phox needs the adult beverages.

"Phoxarita"

1 part Sauza Hornitos
1 part Cointreau
1 part Frangelico
1 Part Apple Pucker

Serve over ice or frozen in a margarita glass rimmed with brown sugar. It should kinda taste like a warm apple pie by the time it hits the back of your throat.

I will judge this. I will let you know what I determine.

I can't make guarantees on lesser tequilas. There's something awesome about Hornitos in margaritas.

I do not wish for lesser tequilas. However, this will take more financial investment than I  am currently able to make. BUT THERE WILL COME A DAY SOON!

[leln]

Oooh, this sounds like fun. What do I get?

[Suu]

Oooh, this sounds like fun. What do I get?

You like rum.

"Leln's Angry Librarian"

1 part Gosling's 151 Black Rum
1 part Kahlua
Splash of Creme de Cacao

"It's coffee, damnit."

[StochasticProvost]

Drink me up! I tip well!

[leln]

Oooh, this sounds like fun. What do I get?

You like rum.

"Leln's Angry Librarian"

1 part Gosling's 151 Black Rum
1 part Kahlua
Splash of Creme de Cacao

"It's coffee, damnit."

That would be quite the concoction, suitable for getting one through the days when the tedium outweighs the awesome that old books can be. But still, 151? Are you trying to kill me? Though I suppose if worse comes to worse it would be fun to experiment with putting it in a chocolate milkshake, coffee or over ice cream. I now have ideas for my next trip to the liquor store, thanks!