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Started by Suu, January 11, 2011, 09:44:01 PM

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Suu

#15
January 11, 2011, 10:17:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 10:12:58 PM
Barkeep, drink please!

Right away sir!

"The Richter-Scale Martini"

1 chilled cocktail class rimmed with Cholula with a Chinese hot pepper in the bottom
1 part super chilled Bombay Sapphire gin or higher shelf
Splash Grandmarnier

Yeouch.


Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

#16
January 11, 2011, 10:21:03 PM
I'll take the Dispatcher, mmm.

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Phox

#17
January 11, 2011, 10:21:37 PM
Phox needs the adult beverages.

Richter

#18
January 11, 2011, 10:22:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 10:17:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 10:12:58 PM
Barkeep, drink please!

Right away sir!

"The Richter-Scale Martini"

1 chilled cocktail class rimmed with Cholula with a Chinese hot pepper in the bottom
1 part super chilled Bombay Sapphire gin or higher shelf
Splash Grandmarnier

Yeouch.




I'll actually try that.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#19
January 11, 2011, 10:24:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 10:22:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 10:17:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 10:12:58 PM
Barkeep, drink please!

Right away sir!

"The Richter-Scale Martini"

1 chilled cocktail class rimmed with Cholula with a Chinese hot pepper in the bottom
1 part super chilled Bombay Sapphire gin or higher shelf
Splash Grandmarnier

Yeouch.




I'll actually try that.

I know.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#20
January 11, 2011, 10:27:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 10:21:37 PM
Phox needs the adult beverages.

"Phoxarita"

1 part Sauza Hornitos
1 part Cointreau
1 part Frangelico
1 Part Apple Pucker

Serve over ice or frozen in a margarita glass rimmed with brown sugar. It should kinda taste like a warm apple pie by the time it hits the back of your throat.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

#21
January 11, 2011, 10:42:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 10:27:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 10:21:37 PM
Phox needs the adult beverages.

"Phoxarita"

1 part Sauza Hornitos
1 part Cointreau
1 part Frangelico
1 Part Apple Pucker

Serve over ice or frozen in a margarita glass rimmed with brown sugar. It should kinda taste like a warm apple pie by the time it hits the back of your throat.

I will judge this. I will let you know what I determine.

Suu

#22
January 11, 2011, 10:43:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 10:42:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 10:27:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 10:21:37 PM
Phox needs the adult beverages.

"Phoxarita"

1 part Sauza Hornitos
1 part Cointreau
1 part Frangelico
1 Part Apple Pucker

Serve over ice or frozen in a margarita glass rimmed with brown sugar. It should kinda taste like a warm apple pie by the time it hits the back of your throat.

I will judge this. I will let you know what I determine.

I can't make guarantees on lesser tequilas. There's something awesome about Hornitos in margaritas.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

#23
January 11, 2011, 10:45:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 10:09:15 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 11, 2011, 10:07:04 PM
I'm underage! :banana:

Booze me plz :mrgreen:

Cola. Straight up. Until your old enough.



:box: :rogpipe: :FFF: :hashishim: :jihaad: :mccain:




:fuckmittens:



Cainad,
gone a little emote-happy, it seems

Suu

#24
January 11, 2011, 10:50:01 PM
I have a liquor license to up hold, man! Wait a few more months.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

#25
January 11, 2011, 10:50:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 10:43:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 10:42:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 10:27:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 10:21:37 PM
Phox needs the adult beverages.

"Phoxarita"

1 part Sauza Hornitos
1 part Cointreau
1 part Frangelico
1 Part Apple Pucker

Serve over ice or frozen in a margarita glass rimmed with brown sugar. It should kinda taste like a warm apple pie by the time it hits the back of your throat.

I will judge this. I will let you know what I determine.

I can't make guarantees on lesser tequilas. There's something awesome about Hornitos in margaritas.

I do not wish for lesser tequilas. However, this will take more financial investment than I  am currently able to make. BUT THERE WILL COME A DAY SOON!

leln

#26
January 11, 2011, 10:52:46 PM
Oooh, this sounds like fun. What do I get?
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

Suu

#27
January 11, 2011, 11:00:22 PM
Quote from: leln on January 11, 2011, 10:52:46 PM
Oooh, this sounds like fun. What do I get?

You like rum.

"Leln's Angry Librarian"

1 part Gosling's 151 Black Rum
1 part Kahlua
Splash of Creme de Cacao

"It's coffee, damnit."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

StochasticProvost

#28
January 11, 2011, 11:18:18 PM
Drink me up! I tip well!

leln

#29
January 11, 2011, 11:34:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 11:00:22 PM
Quote from: leln on January 11, 2011, 10:52:46 PM
Oooh, this sounds like fun. What do I get?

You like rum.

"Leln's Angry Librarian"

1 part Gosling's 151 Black Rum
1 part Kahlua
Splash of Creme de Cacao

"It's coffee, damnit."

:lulz:

That would be quite the concoction, suitable for getting one through the days when the tedium outweighs the awesome that old books can be. But still, 151? Are you trying to kill me? Though I suppose if worse comes to worse it would be fun to experiment with putting it in a chocolate milkshake, coffee or over ice cream. I now have ideas for my next trip to the liquor store, thanks!
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."
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