Chester Mainard is amazing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My friend found a video somewhere. It's called "Anal Massage for Health and Pleasure", and it's from the 80's. It features people from the 80's doing stuff to each other's butts.

Right on the cover, it says that Chester Mainard has over 20 years of experience teaching anal massage, and also that the video contains over two and a half hours of hands-on instruction.

Seriously, I tried to find this video on the internet. It's amazing! I'm going to scan the cover when I get a chance. Holy shit.

I did find this snippet of Chester Mainard talking: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzDcou5il-A

[East Coast Hustle]

He has one of the best Downeast-sounding names of all time.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He has one of the best Downeast-sounding names of all time.

I know, right?

AND, he wants to massage your anus.

[East Coast Hustle]

My anus is currently being massaged from the inside in a rather prolific manner.

ECH,
oranges got NOTHING on seaweed

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My anus is currently being massaged from the inside in a rather prolific manner.

ECH,
oranges got NOTHING on seaweed

I fucking love seaweed! NOM NOM NOM!

[Elder Iptuous]

my wife told me that there is a bacterial dna swap that goes on in your gut all the time, and that we westerners don't have the flora in our stomachs with the the right stuff to produce the enzymes to digest seaweed.  she said it just passes straight through, and that if we wanted it to be digested we would have to eat a ton of the live seaweed to achieve this.

[East Coast Hustle]

I ate about a pound and a half of korean seaweed and cucumber salad in one sitting last night.

My toilet hates me. And so does my downstairs neighbor.

[LMNO]

my wife told me that there is a bacterial dna swap that goes on in your gut all the time, and that we westerners don't have the flora in our stomachs with the the right stuff to produce the enzymes to digest seaweed.  she said it just passes straight through, and that if we wanted it to be digested we would have to eat a ton of the live seaweed to achieve this.

There's a bit in Guns, Germs, and Steel about that.

[Elder Iptuous]

it's in my pile of half read books that i really need to finish because they are really interesting....

[East Coast Hustle]

Also, LMNO, don't think for a second that it escaped my attention that "Chester Mainard" looks an awful lot like a certain poster on this very forum.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

my wife told me that there is a bacterial dna swap that goes on in your gut all the time, and that we westerners don't have the flora in our stomachs with the the right stuff to produce the enzymes to digest seaweed.  she said it just passes straight through, and that if we wanted it to be digested we would have to eat a ton of the live seaweed to achieve this.

I think that might apply more to you landlocked fuckers. I digest that shit just fine, but I grew up eating things I found stuck to rocks in the ocean.

[East Coast Hustle]

The problem we have with digesting seaweed is that our bodies can't break down plant cellulose. I don't think that has to do with where you live, though.

[Elder Iptuous]

ECH, upon reading your comment i had to google search and the second image that comes up is

and i wonder, what must be done to qualify for this scholarship?!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

ECH, upon reading your comment i had to google search and the second image that comes up is

and i wonder, what must be done to qualify for this scholarship?!

IT'S ONLY MONDAY, AND MY WEEK IS COMPLETE! 

[LMNO]

Also, LMNO, don't think for a second that it escaped my attention that "Chester Mainard" looks an awful lot like a certain poster on this very forum.

I ain't sayin' nuthin'.



Apropos of nothing at all, would anybody be interested in a massage?