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Started by Luna, April 11, 2011, 09:10:50 PM

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Luna

April 11, 2011, 09:10:50 PM
They're filming a sequel to Clash of the Titans.

Synopsis at the link.  I'm disgusted beyond words.

http://www.reelzchannel.com/movie-news/9726/official-synopsis-of-clash-of-the-titans-sequel-wrath-of-the-titans/
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April 11, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Still better idea then the "Missile Command" movie they're filming
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#2
April 11, 2011, 09:15:40 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 11, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Still better idea then the "Missile Command" movie they're filming

:spag:

Really? I mean, REALLY?!?
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Luna

#3
April 11, 2011, 09:16:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 11, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Still better idea then the "Missile Command" movie they're filming

No...  Really, not.

I'm not a purist, really...  LOVED Richter's Greeks M'yffed series (MOAR, or I teach the kitty to piddle in your shoes).  

I anticipate a bigger mess than the remake (which was, at best, meh, I'd rather watch the outdated special effects in the original).
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Thurnez Isa

#4
April 11, 2011, 09:22:08 PM
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

East Coast Hustle

#5
April 11, 2011, 09:45:19 PM
:walken:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Jasper

#6
April 11, 2011, 09:51:39 PM
What the HELL? 

East Coast Hustle

#7
April 11, 2011, 09:54:54 PM
On the other hand, at least there's a fairly good chance I'll be able to finally find some Missile Command shirts. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Jasper

#8
April 11, 2011, 09:56:58 PM
It's not like I have anything against bottom of the barrel franchise whoring, but since when does missile command have anything resembling a story?  It's got about as much story as checkers.

Luna

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April 11, 2011, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 11, 2011, 09:56:58 PM
It's not like I have anything against bottom of the barrel franchise whoring, but since when does missile command have anything resembling a story?  It's got about as much story as checkers.

It doesn't.  Which means, at least, they can't fuck up the story.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Phox

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April 11, 2011, 09:59:43 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 11, 2011, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 11, 2011, 09:56:58 PM
It's not like I have anything against bottom of the barrel franchise whoring, but since when does missile command have anything resembling a story?  It's got about as much story as checkers.

It doesn't.  Which means, at least, they can't fuck up the story.
Wanna bet?  :lulz:

Phox,
Feelin' lucky....

Jasper

#11
April 11, 2011, 10:01:13 PM
Phox beat me to it.  I don't much rate their chances of winning an oscar, put it that way.

East Coast Hustle

#12
April 11, 2011, 10:01:42 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 11, 2011, 09:56:58 PM
It's not like I have anything against bottom of the barrel franchise whoring, but since when does missile command have anything resembling a story?  It's got about as much story as checkers.

When it made it over to the Atari 2600, Atari added some crap about "Zarblotz" being invaded by "Krythyrphth" or some crap like that.

Obviously that's not how they spelled the names, but they started with a Z and a K and were otherwise nonsensical, so it's all the same.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Luna

#13
April 11, 2011, 10:02:30 PM
Oh, I fully agree that what they DO attempt to put together may very well suck elephant balls.  But it won't be a story that you grew up with, loved, and they chewed up, swallowed, and shat out in runny splatters all over the big screen.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jasper

#14
April 11, 2011, 10:06:04 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 11, 2011, 10:01:42 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 11, 2011, 09:56:58 PM
It's not like I have anything against bottom of the barrel franchise whoring, but since when does missile command have anything resembling a story?  It's got about as much story as checkers.

When it made it over to the Atari 2600, Atari added some crap about "Zarblotz" being invaded by "Krythyrphth" or some crap like that.

Obviously that's not how they spelled the names, but they started with a Z and a K and were otherwise nonsensical, so it's all the same.

I blame this on Tron:Legacy. 
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